Feel_The_Force said:You should only celebrate st paddy's day if your irish.
You mean like this?The Leper said:got piss drunk at school, working from 5-9 going to a party at a friends, beers all around, drinks up the asshole
BloodyScalpel said:You mean like this?
Final_Product said:Plus...if ye's cannae understand "ha ha look at the pig in the pug there, ha ha he he" then you shouldnt be celebrating Paddy's day.
+1Heavenscent said:I don't celebrate St. Patrick's Day, because quite frankly, I'm not Irish.
And I don't even know who the fuck St. Patrick was anyway.
Don't worry, I'll google it.
Got it. Great christian reformer, converted a shitload of pagans. What a bastard.
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