St. Patty's Day

"To me it look like a leprechaun to me. All you got' do is look up der in the tree. Who else seen da leprechaun say Yeah."

I don't believe he knows what he's talking about.

"Could be a crackhead!"

More like the cretin area of Mobile.
 
I drank a bunch of homebrew and ate unhealthy food, went to a bar and saw that 99% of the people there were douchebags, so I returned to more homebrew.
 
I drove around three girls to get booze and then went to strip clubs with said girls. That was my night playing Driving Mrs Daisy to my girlfriend and her drunk friends.