Start gathering these required article for your ANTI-SILAM survival pack

[Buzzard]

Shotgun- A shot gun is inexpensive and very useful. It's loud as fuck and tends to destroy everything it's aimed at. A good mutli shot shoy gun like a Mosburg (what I own) can be bought for less than $250 dollars and is easily destroyed with a sledghammer if it need be.

Lots of Shogun shells- Buckshot-Slugs. Buy them. Bag them and bury them.

BAcon bits. This is important. You need to buy bacon bit to fill some of your shot gun shells up so when you blast these muslim scumbags you send their allah praying asses straight to hell.

Raw bacon- This is great to rub on thier faces as they are screaming for Allahs mercy. I certainly have none for these muzzy bastards so you shouldn't

Koran- You need to have a copy to deface infront of them. A strip of bacon used as a page marker adds to the insult. I suggest making a copy of those nifty cartoons going around in Europe for good measure. Also remind them about all the churches they are burning before you spit in there faces.

Pigs Blood.You can use thhis in several ways. Make them drink it- they go to hell. Make them wear it-They go to hell. Make them bath in it- They go to hell. You wear it and hug them-They go to hell. Let's face it folks- They deserve to go to hell. More importantly throw it on any mosque door just to remind them "We are watching"..

Ok- I have to go. HAve a nice day and see you at the butchers...
hahahahahaha

 

[sknight]

Less sinister, but no less impacting are GUMMI BEARS or Jell-O. Made from gelatin, these sweet treats can be hidden and administered without any force whatsoever and then you don't have to break the news until you're ready to offend them and Islam.

 

[prime666]

YES! Thank you Billy! You just made my hangover go away. But I'll skip the shot gun. Would a baseball bat with nails driven through the head suffice instead? One of these towel head fucks burns my church (Catholic) You return the favor, burn there mosque, there homes and there business. They want to play terrorist we should just return the favor.

 

[Hawng]

YES! Thank you Billy! You just made my hangover go away. But I'll skip the shot gun. Would a baseball bat with nails driven through the head suffice instead? One of these towel head fucks burns my church (Catholic) You return the favor, burn there mosque, there homes and there business. They want to play terrorist we should just return the favor.

Dont forget. You are going to have to put the raw bacon on the nails.


Billy.... you need to put shit like that to song.

 

[Hawng]

I was just smoking some good dope and thinking , how fucked up is it that we can go to the middle east and blow up one of the countrys that Islam first started in, take the country and occupy it, and the rest of the Muslim world grumbles about it and raise the price of gas. But what it takes to finally make the rest of those Western world hating Jawa sons of bitches scream for war is a picture of a guy with a beard wearing a pig nose and ears.

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

Oh my god that is awesome!

 

[Jurched]

Billy.... you need to put shit like that to song.

Yes, the best way to remember that list of important ways to damn all Moslems is for Billy to compose a symphony of majour turban-busting proportions.

But then, it makes me wonder what those mutherfuckers would do if this album, titled say, "EXTREME MUSLIM MAKEOVER" went on sale in record stores in Europe.

Would stores in Amsterdam, Madrid, Paris, and Malmö sell this album? Our attractive Sveriger buddy ARG_HAMSTER should know the answer to the last named locale.

Or would the proprietors be too pussy-whipped to step up and make some money from Europeans exhausted and exasperated over these fuckin car-burning director-shooting psychos from the wrong side of the Dardenelles???

Jurched

 

[Evil Dead]

Billy.... you need to put shit like that to song.

so true! Us troops need a good anti muslim war march song! At least I do.