Steve and I engage in AIM chatting...

[derek]

What you think Steve? Should I edit this to include our chatlog, huh?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

posssssssssssssssssssssssst eeeeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttttttttttttt...

 

[derek]

haha, just cause you thought it was adorable!

 

[Captain Beard]

do it

 

[derek]

It's very gay. VERY GAY.

 

[Captain Beard]

so? We all look at Jeremy's penis on a regular basis on IRC.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I look at it every day.

 

[Captain Beard]

She really does. It's our offical topic.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

How could you not? It's just so fascinating!

 

[Chromatose]

1 hr later and thread still not delivering

FAILED

 

[Captain Beard]

GIVES IT TO US PRECIOUS

 

[Chromatose]

THREAD CLOSED

 

[Captain Beard]

YOUR MOTHER!

 

[Mike]

derek has secks with american dudes

 

[Captain Beard]

Those dudes are women with mighty penises

 

[Chromatose]

then if that's the case derick does that too

 

[Mike]

no one does the secks with transexuals better than team derick/derek

 

[Captain Beard]

Cara is no transexual. She just happens to have a mighty penis.

 

[FretsAflame]

pffffft sure I don't give a fuck, I'm the juggernaut bitch.

Just so there are no surprises;

1. My jizz smells like chlorine.

2. Derek's tastes like strawberries and cream.

3. I think I call loner an asshole.

4. You should definitely take out a certain part about a certain someone because that's a bit much.

5. Cock massage, 5 dolla.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

I don't get it.