Steve and I engage in AIM chatting...

[derek]

pffffft sure I don't give a fuck, I'm the juggernaut bitch.

Just so there are no surprises;

1. My jizz smells like chlorine.

2. Derek's tastes like strawberries and cream.

3. I think I call loner an asshole.

4. You should definitely take out a certain part about a certain someone because that's a bit much.

5. Cock massage, 5 dolla.

haha, I was just fannying about, half of that shit should never be exposed to the innocent eyes that frequent this forum

 

[FretsAflame]

True, we wouldn't want to cause anyone an unecessary trip to the hospital.

Except laura evidently.

 

[Chromatose]

It's ok guys, I know how deep your love for me runs.

 

[FretsAflame]

 

[derek]

True, we wouldn't want to cause anyone an unecessary trip to the hospital.

Except laura evidently.

Laura LOVED it

 

[FretsAflame]

Yeah she did, she was just begging to break out the wesson oil and enjoy our thumbs.

 

[derek]

hmmmm....oil.

 

[Lunar Still]

hmmm....thumbs.

 

[derek]

It was sexier than you can ever imagination.

Conclusion from the conversation: Steve and I, armed with Colin Farrell and comically large sombreros can woo women at will.

 

[Mike]

It was sexier than you can ever imagination.

Conclusion from the conversation: Steve and I, armed with Colin Farrell and comically large sombreros can woo women at will.

/agree

 

[Lunar Still]

We must have everyone on the forum engage in an AIM chat....it will be like some massive, disgusting Neverorgy, the most glorious thing ever.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

*Laura is unavailable to comment since she tripped in the hottub full of strawberry-flavored bleach, and died ... not so much from drowning in the bleach as from particpating in the awesomely terrible thing that was that conversation*

 

[derek]

I was just suprised at how quickly it degenerated! From "hey dude, whats your (workout) routine" to "THOSE ABS LOOK ACE, AND WOULD LOOK EVEN SEXIER WITH SOME FAKE TAN!"

and from there to...well Laura is scarred, so that explains where it went next.






























It WAS still sexy, though.

 

[Captain Beard]

Either post it or speak privately about it. This thread is fodder.

 

[derek]

Oh be quiet. It's hardly wrecking your day, and if it is...go roll some retards down a hill - NOW there is entertainment.

 

[Chromatose]

actually, I do die a little inside each time this thread lets me down again and again.

It's like reliving that christmas day where I woke up early to catch Santa in action.....


and ended up stepping on the easter bunny, and now he's dead :/

 

[derek]

I do feel slightly ashamed

 

[derek]

even slightly salvaged?

 

[Mike]

wait did i miss something? why are there *sorry excuses for* boobs in this thread?

 

[Chromatose]

good question!