Steve Smyth in Forbidden?

[flying_whale]

I predict this will be an incredibly long and fruitful union

pwnage

Kind of like Will and his moderator position? *rimshot*

Made my day

Weird, I've never gotten the "cocksucker" vibe from Smyth at all. The complete opposite, in fact.

I agree, he seemed like a very helpful, genuinely nice, and supportive guy when I took lessons from him and afterward.

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

Not a fan of the name calling you bnuch of cum guzzling sewer whores.

 

[Will Bozarth]

actually, i asked to be removed as mod

 

[derek]

This just in, every previous second Nevermore guitarist has returned to please all fans.
Jeff had this to say " I'm very happy to have everyone back in the band, we all jammed yesterday and our sound is crushing! It is like a hard wall of mud being smacked by 5000 watts of high pitched static. No other band dares to compete with us now!"


Singer Warrel Dane, when asked how it felt to have everyone back, had this to say; " Whaaaaaaaat? WHAAAAAAT? < Curren turn down a minute > WHAAAAAAT? < Tim, stop a second > Whaaaaaat? < Steve, Steve cut it out > Yeaah, so things are <Chris stop soloing> Shit, I can't hear a fucking thing."

More details as they become available.

This was funny and deserved more recognition.

<3

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

See its smart and a smart audience would appreciate it.


Thank you Derek.

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

" Hey Costanza, the ocean called they are running out of shrimp."






" Oh yeah, well the jerk store called and they are running out of you."

 

[Chromatose]

"Oh yeah, well I had sex with your wife!"


"... His wife's in a coma"

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

See all Derek/Dericks's are hip. Let this be a lesson to the rest of you.






" It's like I'm Neil Armstrong, I turn around for a sip of Tang and you're jumpin all over the moon!"

 

[Dead Winter]

This was funny and deserved more recognition.

<3

I agree wholeheartedly!!!

 

[derek]

See its smart and a smart audience would appreciate it.


Thank you Derek.

See all Derek/Dericks's are hip. Let this be a lesson to the rest of you.






" It's like I'm Neil Armstrong, I turn around for a sip of Tang and you're jumpin all over the moon!"

A truer word was never said.

 

[guitarguru777]

i wish you two where in good terms. I mentioned your name in the forum and he totally ripped my ass for it

Oh hes just jealous cause I can ACTUALLY PLAY the solos and songs he wrote on TGE live ....lol

(Will, Warrel, I promise this will be my last slinging of that former guitar player....what was his name???)

 

[Will Bozarth]

oh, it doesnt bother me

 

[guitarguru777]

oh, it doesnt bother me

i know it doesn't bother you, but the last thing we need on this forum is another bash the "former guitarist" thread ...lol

 

[guitarguru777]

See all Derek/Dericks's are hip. Let this be a lesson to the rest of you.

Even this Derek ??

 

[Will Bozarth]

why would we bash Tim Calvert?

 

[derek]

Even this Derek ??

Especially that Derek.

 

[guitarguru777]

What bout THIS one ???
http://www.beaumontchildren.com/beaumontDerekErnestPercy.html

 

[guitarguru777]

why would we bash Tim Calvert?

No that would be Former, Former, Former .....

I was talking about the Former, Former

 

[Chromatose]

What bout THIS one ???
http://www.beaumontchildren.com/beaumontDerekErnestPercy.html

who could say no to that beard?!

 

[guitarguru777]

CAPTAIN BEARD !!!!!!!!!!

THATS WHO !!!!!!!