STRAIGHT HAIR IS FOR FAGGOTS!!!22@

Judging by the responses to the first post, I've deduced that this thread is basically devoted to the gayness of Alexi Laiho. Straight hair, ironed hair, dyed hair... all equals åmgal3xi!1
 
War_Blade said:
yea i thought about that too....

My cum would be mixed in it though, cause there is no way i would be using a condom.:kickass:

12yr olds can't produce cum so what the fuck are you talking about?
 
Draznog said:
12yr olds can't produce cum so what the fuck are you talking about?

actually when i was 12 i could

CliffBurton said:
((I meant kill them first and take the blood, then screw))

Oh, i thought you meant screw them, then take the blood from their popped cherry and wash.
 
Just fly a plain into some big US building....and u get like 99 virgins...all for yourselves.

0000 teh Gr34t muhamm3d!!!1
 
so you claim.
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all this talk about virgins and blood reminds me when my firend and I a few years back wrote the black metal version of Silent Night XD

Silent Night, unholy night
all is not calm, all is dark
Round your virgin, and cut her in half
hack her to peices and take a blood bath
sleep in santanly peace
sleep in santanly peace

it's just pure awsomeness