strapping young lad- the new black

[Chromatose]

Oh ho, well that explains the dead hookers.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Goddamn it DERICK! Why didn't you wait for those bytes to come out on a plastic disc in a jewel case for purchase?! GET OVER HERE AND CUDDLE ME!

 

[Captain Beard]

They're dead from my ass fumes.

 

[Lunar Still]

If I am ever brought before a Supreme Court judge for internet piracy, I seriously plan on wearing an eye patch and answering every question "Aarggh!"

 

[Captain Beard]

I'd send you $5 if you did.

 

[Lunar Still]

I'd send you $5 if you did.

You should send me $5 anyway.

 

[Captain Beard]

Only if you show me your sister's tits.

 

[Lunar Still]

Only if you show me your sister's tits.

I have only a brother, would you like to see his tits?

 

[Chromatose]

SOLD.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Does he have pancake nipples?

 

[Lunar Still]

Does he have pancake nipples?

Ugh, I hope not.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I'm not paying unless they are pancake nipples. Go check.

 

[Lunar Still]

I'm not paying unless they are pancake nipples. Go check.

He said, "no." I'll take his word for it.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

No deal.

 

[Captain Beard]

How about girlfriend's tits?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Does she have pancake nipples?

 

[Lunar Still]

Those nipples are mine, gentlemen.





























































Make it $20.

 

[Captain Beard]

I'll take either. I'M the one sending him $5.

Edit: $20

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Just answer my question! Stop avoiding it, FUCK!

 

[Lunar Still]

Just answer my question! Stop avoiding it, FUCK!

What was the question?