strapping young lad- the new black

[PlatypusJesus]

Well the topic seemed to shift into pancake nipples and money, so didn't I technically go off topic by going to the original topic?

No no, the topic remains to be whatever the title of the thread is pertaining to, HOWEVER, I think you could make the argument that since the topic is Strapping Young Lad, pancake nipples and money are not that far off.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I'd also pay to see Karen having sex with a horse.

 

[Lunar Still]

No no, the topic remains to be whatever the title of the thread is pertaining to, HOWEVER, I think you could make the argument that since the topic is Strapping Young Lad, pancake nipples and money are not that far off.

Oh fucking hell, please don't tell me that Devin has pancake nipples...I may vomit.

 

[Lunar Still]

I'd also pay to see Karen having sex with a horse.

Hot.







































































Wait, WTF? No!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

No, but I'm sure he's written a song about them!

 

[Captain Beard]

I'd also pay to see Karen having sex with a horse.

You know, she doesn't live far from you. She may pay you a visit and ass-fuck you with her boot.

 

[Vic Rattlehead]

Oh fucking hell, please don't tell me that Devin has pancake nipples...I may vomit.

Or Gene Hoglan.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Hot.







































































Wait, WTF? No!

You have obviously never seen her penis.

 

[Lunar Still]

You know, she doesn't live far from you. She may pay you a visit and ass-fuck you with her boot.

Stop, you'll get him excited.

 

[Captain Beard]

He already is from the horse sex he mentioned.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

That horse's ass would never be the same.

 

[Captain Beard]

Poor horse. She'd perforate its colon and kill it.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I know. That's the main reason I want to see it. Dead horsies turn me on.

 

[Captain Beard]

Hot.

 

[Vic Rattlehead]

Mr Hands?

 

[Captain Beard]

Yes, but the horse would be the one in pain. Her penis is easily 2.5 feet long.

 

[Lunar Still]

Yes, but the horse would be the one in pain. Her penis is easily 2.5 feet long.

That thing should be considered a concealed weapon.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

It's really disgusting when she wears a skirt.

 

[Captain Beard]

 

[Lunar Still]

That's beautiful NoLordy, did you spend all night doing that?


Pretty accurate though, seriously.