stuff i wrote that's totally fiction

[Shpongled]

Answer me this, LRD (Will, please don't delete this thread... I honestly want to hear his answer*)...

Why are you really posting here? You know full well that no one likes you and no one wants to read your stories.. yet you press on. Maybe you know of one or two specific people that are interested in your stories that post here, but you could very easily just PM them. Do you thrive on the negativity we project towards you? Are you sincerely interested in making other people on this forum like you?

Why do you post in a place where you're not wanted? Isn't it a big waste of time? Or is there something you're not telling us?


* I think it's fucking stupid that I feel like I need to include this disclaimer now.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I can't help it guys...I must...read...




































BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! OMG! HAHAHAHHA! Oh. Oh. God. HAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. Seriously. A few quotes:

"I was still only 18 when I stopped living with my parents and moved in with my boyfriend, Ben. On my 19th birthday Ben gave me the greatest birthday present ever; I got gangbanged by 3 of his best friends, James, Robert, and Michael."

"the original idea was just the narrarator being totally cock crazy, if just 1 cock is great, then 4 of them would be fantastic, right?"

"When he became aware of Mamma’s presence, he slowly stood up and stared into the wall above my head. He didn’t move, didn’t even wipe away the pussy juice from his chin."

"The loud sobbing becomes quieter. "I know all males are evil…I know, I just…I just love dick” Momma says, the crying slowing her speech.

“Me too” I said, “Me too” I sat up..."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. I can't force myself to read anymore, but thank you, Lord Red. Thank you. That made my day. XD

 

[EricT]

HAhaAHAHAHAHA, These are so fuckin sad they're fucking hillarious.

But seriously, the only bigger waste of time was the 9 months your mother kept you in her womb...

 

[PlatypusJesus]

The best part are the comments. Let's be frank, LRD. How many accounts do you really have on that website? Because anyone that praises you for that shit and isn't praising you for the fact that you have accomplished writing the WORST erotica known to man simply does not have a soul. I suspect your stories would be more damaging to the whole of life as we know it than Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings' poetry.

 

[Reminiscence]

Jesus Christ already. I've never so much as opened one of your shitty stories.

 

[Hawng]

Don't egg him on. If you do not wish to read his stories, just don't click on the thread. Perhaps there ARE some people here that WOULD like to read the stuff.

Think of it this way: If people keep egging him on like that, he'll probably post in the fashion that he has been - general stuff that bothers us. If we TRY to get along with him, then the stuff we don't like will probably stop.

I'm going to check first and if someone hasn't started a poll, then I will.

The only reason he post here is because he likes to aggravate the population of this board. If he had friends here, I have yet to see them.

I'm sorry if there was a child molester in the room here with me, I defidently wouldn't be nice to him, Same with this place, fuck him.

 

[flying_whale]

i agree with max, will please delete all threads lrd makes. or what about we make a poll deciding the faith of lrd (if to delete his threads) and will see? that seems the fairset thing towards the board (lrd included)

 

[Hawng]

i agree with max, will please delete all threads lrd makes. or what about we make a poll deciding the faith of lrd (if to delete his threads) and will see? that seems the fairset thing towards the board (lrd included)

I just put one up, go ahead and vote.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

ho gar dunatos oukestin

 

[Anvil]

I've read a good majority of his "stories", but they all seem to be written by a grade 9 English student. Bad syntax, bad use of words/diction, etc.

The topics of his stories are horrible. One sick mind to come up with some of this stuff. If you're going to write erotica, at least don't have horrible twists at the end where it ends up being your brother/sister.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Hey, I was a pretty decent writer in 9th grade.

 

[Anvil]

So was I... I was leaning more towards him being a failing grade 9 english student.

 

[flying_whale]

i think i learned how to write in 1st grade, i might be wrong

 

[Kvlt Wench]

a letter to the people of the nevermore forum of ultimate metal by Red Dragon at Story write

to any virgins reading this

don't loose your virginity with another virgin, it's a really stupid concept (didn't exist before moses)

 

[flying_whale]

lolosaur. thank you lrd, the lolosaur will now eat you.

 

[Ghost of Red Dragon]

Answer me this, LRD (Will, please don't delete this thread... I honestly want to hear his answer*)...Why are you really posting here? You know full well that no one likes you and no one wants to read your stories.. yet you press on. Maybe you know of one or two specific people that are interested in your stories that post here, but you could very easily just PM them. Do you thrive on the negativity we project towards you? Are you sincerely interested in making other people on this forum like you?Why do you post in a place where you're not wanted? Isn't it a big waste of time? Or is there something you're not telling us?


* I think it's fucking stupid that I feel like I need to include this disclaimer now.

1st
Will and Laura are the only ones that really have a legitimate reason to be seriously pissed off at me, and the seem to be tolorating my presense, the rest of you being pissed off at me is just you all being petty
and that just showing that will and laura are so much more mature than the rest of you people

2nd
Norsemaiden and Ptah Khnemu from the philosopher's forum like me, they just wont post on the nevermore forum

3rd
the people on storywrite like my stories

4th
i'm not gonna re-register under a different screen name, i already explained why, and if you don't believe my explination, then that's your problem, not mine

5th
no i don't thrive on negativity projected at me, but i'm not gonna be a suck up either

6th
who the fucking hell are you to tell me i'm wasting my time

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

You still didn't answer the main question which was: "Why do you post in a place where you're not wanted?"

 

[DriftAlongLiquidSky]

Maybe he doesn't know the answer, which is a shame, because I'd like to know too.

 

[Ghost of Red Dragon]

You still didn't answer the main question which was: "Why do you post in a place where you're not wanted?"

am i really so COMEPLETELY unwanted?
would EVERYone be TOTALLY HAPPY if i COMEPLETELY dissapeared?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Pretty much.