stuff i wrote that's totally fiction

[Dead Winter]

I'm curious to see what LRD looks like and his surroundings...it would be interesting to see him post something on the "post pics of your home" thread.

I imagine this gangly, heroin-addicted goth guy around 30 with different colored eyes and horribly shiny goth pseudo-leather pants with a sheer black shirt displaying self-mutilation.

 

[Mike]

you can find his pic online if you search the online registered sex offenders database for texas

 

[Dead Winter]

What's his name?

 

[Mike]

Stephen something i think, he looks like he's short, bald, has the face of a serial rapist

 

[Dead Winter]

Bah, they need the last name...I'm sure Lord Red Dragon won't work. Oh well.

 

[WhoCares?]

For your convenience:

If we want to read crappy gangbang stories, we visit storywrite.
If we want sex, we listen to Nevermore.

Capiche?

 

[Dead Winter]

You mean, "capisci". (Kah pee shee)

Capiche is utter Hollywood mafioso bullshit that doesn't exist. Even the Siciliani, who pronounce it somewhat similar to that, know that it's capisci. They let the "ee" at the end trail off, but they don't omit it outright.

Actually, "Hai capito?" would've been a better phrase...more educated.

Italian lesson number one for the day. And now, BESTEMMIA, DIO BOIA!!!!

 

[Ghost of Red Dragon]

no no, "us" was quite correct.

yeah
but isabelle is the one that was, for a time, making the most posts about how annoying i was and how i should leave
she kinda walked into that one

 

[Ghost of Red Dragon]

That it was

I just have to bring it up again, are you guys sure this is even the real LRD? Anyone could have got the picture by now I'm convinced its some imposter fucking with us.

wow
someone thinks that someone would impersonate me?!?!?!
that makes me feel warm and gooey

 

[Dead Winter]

No, that's the jizz in your hand.

 

[Ghost of Red Dragon]

No, that's the jizz in your hand.

the jizz in my hand isn't my own

 

[Shpongled]

the jizz in my hand isn't my own

In case you were wondering... given your history and reputation... these comments are pretty much the very reason no one here likes you.

 

[Ghost of Red Dragon]

In case you were wondering... given your history and reputation... these comments are pretty much the very reason no one here likes you.

you're taking it too seriously

dead winter totally walked right into that one

 

[Dead Winter]

You know what? Everyone hates you.

The people who have read your stories are laughing at them.

What do you think you're accomplishing by staying here?

I don't hate LRD. When referring to an actual person and not an object or idea, the word HATE is more often than not used by misguided children or cliques in high school. However, LRD hasn't given me the opportunity to hate him, as he's never been a dick to me, never harrassed me, never talked shit about me. I don't know what has happened in the past between people on the board and him, so I can't make a judgement call. He is, however, a convicted sexual predator, or so you all say...I've yet to see the proof...therefore, I'm probably not going to act all nice and cheerful to him, either. I wouldn't feel comfortable sitting in the same room as a sexual predator, but he's still a human being. If you don't like him or what he posts, don't fucking read it and don't fucking whine about it. It's a public forum. Isn't there an IGNORE function on UM? If you see a post started by LRD and you don't like him, THEN DON'T CLICK ON THE THREAD! The fact is, YOU'RE NOT in a room with him...it's the internet. Isabel, this response wasn't directed at you and only you...I just used your quote to reply about the "everyone hates you" part.

That said, LORD RED DRAGON:

STOP POSTING SHIT THAT NO ONE OBVIOUSLY WANTS TO READ. If someone has mentioned something to you that they like about your stories, then ask THEM through PM or something...don't create a thread for your mindless drivel. Would you do this in real life? Would you constantly harass some poor dude on the street to read your erotica? I hope not. It IS the internet, but there are still civilized rules, albeit most are unwritten. Rule #1: DON'T BE AN ANNOYING DICK. If you have any other questions about any other rules, they all fall under Rule #1.

Obviously, they aren't going to keep you from posting here...SO RESPECT THEM FOR THAT AND BE THANKFUL THAT THE MODS HAVE PATIENCE FOR YOUR NONSENSICAL RAMBLINGS!!!! You can start by showing your respect by not PISSING PEOPLE OFF BY POSTING YOUR STORIES! Everyone knows you write strange stuff and everyone knows where to find it if perchance they want to read it. STOP BEING A DICK!!!!

Bah. I'm done.

 

[Shpongled]

you're taking it too seriously

dead winter totally walked right into that one

No, I could actually care less. Although it is a little weird to hear a registered sex offender say something like that as opposed to a friend.

And yes, Dead Winter threw a strike right down the middle and you knocked it out of the park.

 

[Dead Winter]

I set him up to do it...I knew he'd have something to reply in such a way.

LRD: You must understand that although you aren't saying anything that none of us wouldn't say in jest, you are in another category: sexual predator. That creeps some people out, although I thought it was bland and stereotypical of you. If you wanna win over some people, you can cut that shit out. If I were you, I would be walking a squeaky clean line right about now in here.

 

[Shpongled]

You're wasting energy with all that typing, man. I mean, afterall...

If you don't like him or what he posts, don't fucking read it and don't fucking whine about it. It's a public forum. Isn't there an IGNORE function on UM? If you see a post started by LRD and you don't like him, THEN DON'T CLICK ON THE THREAD!

It's not going to help. Accept the fact that he's going to do whatever he wants and then follow your own advice. I'm just looking out for your future Carpal Tunnel Syndrome

 

[Mike]

i like nevermore

 

[Ghost of Red Dragon]

I set him up to do it...I knew he'd have something to reply in such a way.

LRD: You must understand that although you aren't saying anything that none of us wouldn't say in jest, you are in another category: sexual predator. That creeps some people out, although I thought it was bland and stereotypical of you. If you wanna win over some people, you can cut that shit out. If I were you, I would be walking a squeaky clean line right about now in here.

the thing that i feel it neccassary to point out is this
most people don't understand the difference between a "registered sex offender" and a "sexual predator", i am not a "predator" in any sense of the word
1st
finding out that i'm a registered sex offender was an invasion of my privacy that i'm seriously pissed off about
but
if you were able to look at my entire criminal histaory, you wouldn't see the "pattern" that real sex "predators" have
it was just an isolated incident like most of the "registered sex offenders"

so plz don't even bother calling me a "perv" or bitching about me being a sex offender untill you've read this

How The System Screwed Me (non-fiction and non-erotic) by Red Dragon at Story write

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Whats that I hear? Oh its the sound of people not caring.