Sunday mass

[Bambi]

right you heathens no doubt none of yis have been to mass in an age so Im gonna provide one for ye, muslims and other non-believers are welcome cos yee know no better but prod heretics will have to wait outside, and dont forget to bless yourselves!!

HOLY MASS​

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Priest: In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit.
All: Amen.

Priest: The grace and peace of God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ be with you.

All: Blessed be God, the Father of our Lord Jesus Christ.
orAll: And also with you.

Priest: Lord God almighty, creator of all life, of body and soul, we ask you to bless this water: as we use it in faith forgive our sins and save us from all illness and the power of evil.

Lord, in your mercy give us living water, always springing up as a fountain of salvation: free us, body and soul, from every danger, and admit us to your presence in purity of heart.

Grant this through Christ our Lord.

All: Amen.

Priest: May almighty God cleanse us of our sins, and through the eucharist we celebrate make us worthy to sit at his table in his heavenly kingdom.
All: Amen.

All: I confess to almighty God,
and to you, my brothers and sisters,
that I have sinned through my own fault,
in my thoughts and in my words,
in what I have done,
and in what I have failed to do;
and I ask blessed Mary, ever virgin,
all the angels and saints,
and you, my brothers and sisters,
to pray for me to the Lord, our God.

Priest: May almighty God have mercy on us, forgive us our sins, and bring us to everlasting life.

All: Amen.

Priest: Lord, have mercy. All: Lord, have mercy.
Priest: Christ, have mercy. All: Christ, have mercy.
Priest: Lord, have mercy. All: Lord, have mercy.


*stand for next bit and sing heathens!*
http://www.sketches.kom.ph/albums/sunday mass in new delhi.dir/2002-04-14-059.jpg

 

[Bambi]

All: Glory to God in the highest,
and peace to his people on earth.
Lord God, heavenly King, almighty God and Father,
we worship you, we give you thanks, we praise you for your glory.
Lord Jesus Christ, only Son of the Father,
Lord God, Lamb of God,
you take away the sin of the world: have mercy on us;
you are seated at the right hand of the Father: receive our prayer.
For you alone are the Holy One, you alone are the Lord,
You alone are the Most High, Jesus Christ,
with the Holy Spirit, in the glory of God the Father. Amen.

Opening Prayer:

Priest: Let us pray.​

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*bow yisser heads and say a quick prayer*​

All: Amen.
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THE READINGS​

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(I'll do the reading this week, others can join next week)​

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Lector: A reading from the Book of Matthew The Word of the Lord.​

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When the Son of Man comes as king and all the angels with him, he will sit on his royal throne, and the people of all the nations will be gathered before him. Then he will put the righteous people at his right and the others at his left. Then the King will say to the people on his right, "Come, you that are blessed by my Father! Come and possess the kingdom which has been prepared for you ever since the creation of the world. I was hungry and you fed me, thirsty and you gave me a drink; I was a stranger and you received me in your homes, naked and you clothed me; I was sick and you took care of me, in prison and you visited me." The righteous will then answer him, "When, Lord, did we ever see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you a drink? When did we ever see you a stranger and welcome you in our homes, or naked and clothe you? When did we ever see you sick or in prison, and visit you?" The king will reply, "I tell you whenever you did this for one of the least important of these brothers or sisters of mine, you did it for me!"
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Lector: The Word of the Lord.
All: Thanks be to God!​

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[Bambi]

Before the Gospel Proclamation:
Priest: The Lord be with you. All: And also with you.
Priest: A reading from the Holy Gospel according to... [Matthew, Mark, Luke, or John]
All: Glory to you, Lord!

After the Gospel Proclamation:
Priest: The Gospel of the Lord.
All: Praise to you, Lord Jesus Christ!

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*there'd usuallly be a bit of chat here from the priest but we'll forgo it this week i think*


Profession of Faith (this bits important!!)

We believe in one God, the Father, the Almighty,
maker of heaven and earth, of all that is seen and unseen.
We believe in one Lord, Jesus Christ, the only Son of God,
eternally begotten of the Father,
God from God, Light from Light, true God from true God,
begotten, not made, one in Being with the Father.
Through him all things were made.
For us and for our salvation he came down from heaven:
by the power of the Holy Spirit
he was born of the Virgin Mary, and became man.
For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate;
he suffered, died, and was buried.
On the third day he rose again in fulfillment of the Scriptures;
he ascended into heaven and is seated at the right hand of the Father.
He will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead,
and his kingdom will have no end.
We believe in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the giver of life,
who proceeds from the Father and the Son.
With the Father and the Son he is worshipped and glorified.
He has spoken through the Prophets.
We believe in one holy catholic and apostolic Church.
We acknowledge one baptism for the forgiveness of sins.
We look for the resurrection of the dead,
and the life of the world to come.
Amen.



Priest: Blessed are you, Lord, God of all creation. Through your goodness we have this bread to offer, which earth has given and human hands have made. It will become for us the bread of life.
All: Blessed be God for ever.

Priest: Blessed are you, Lord, God of all creation. Through your goodness we have this wine to offer, fruit of the vine and work of human hands. It will become our spiritual drink.
All: Blessed be God for ever.

Priest: Pray, my brothers and sisters, that our sacrifice
may be acceptable to God, the almighty Father.
All: May the Lord accept the sacrifice at your hands,
for the praise and glory of his name,
for our good, and the good of all his Church.

Priest: The Lord be with you. All: And also with you.
Priest: Lift up your hearts. All: We lift them up to the Lord.
Priest: Let us give thanks to the Lord, our God. All: It is right to give him thanks and praise.

Sanctus:
All: Holy, holy, holy Lord, God of power and might,
Heaven and earth are full of your glory.
Hosanna in the highest.
Blessed is he who comes in the name of the Lord.
Hosanna in the highest.

Memorial Acclamation:
Priest: Let us proclaim the mystery of faith:
All: A - Christ has died, Christ is risen, Christ will come again.
or B - Dying you destroyed our death, rising you restored our life. Lord Jesus, come in glory.
or C - When we eat this bread and drink this cup, we proclaim your death, Lord Jesus, until you come in glory.
or D - Lord, by your cross and resurrection, you have set us free. You are the Savior of the World.
Doxology and Great Amen:
Priest: Through him, with him, and in him, in the unity of the Holy Spirit,
all glory and honor is yours, almighty Father, for ever and ever.
All: Amen!

 

[pistol_pete]

cheers bambi. I feel ready for the day ahead now.

 

[Bambi]

COMMUNION (the headline act this bit)

Priest: Let us pray with confidence to the Father in the words our Savior gave us.
or Jesus taught us to call God our Father, and so we have the courage to say:
or Let us ask our Father to forgive our sins and to bring us to forgive those who sin against us.
or Let us pray for the coming of the kingdom as Jesus taught us.

All: Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name;
thy kingdom come; thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread;
and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us;
and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.

Priest: Deliver us, Lord, from every evil, and grant us peace in our day. In your mercy keep us free from sin and protect us from all anxiety as we wait in joyful hope for the coming of our Savior, Jesus Christ.
All: For the kingdom, the power, and the glory are yours, now and forever.

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Sign of Peace:

Priest: Lord Jesus Christ, you said to your apostles: I leave you peace, my peace I give you. Look not on our sins, but on the faith of your Church, and grant us the peace and unity of your kingdom where you live for ever and ever.
All: Amen.

Priest: The Peace of the Lord be with you always.
All: And also with you.

Deacon or Priest: Let us offer each other a sign of peace.

*NOW YOU SHAKE HANDS WITH EVERYONE*

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Breaking of the Bread:

All: Lamb of God, you take away the sins of the world: have mercy on us.
Lamb of God, you take away the sins of the world: have mercy on us.
Lamb of God, you take away the sins of the world: grant us peace.

Priest: This is the Lamb of God who takes away the sins of the world. Happy are those who are called to his supper.
All: Lord, I am not worthy to receive you, but only say the word and I shall be healed.

*NOW UP TO THE ALTAR TO GET YOUR COMMUNION*

*BODY OF CHRIST*

*amen*

*NOW BACK DOWN TO YOUR SEAT AND SAY FEW PRAYERS ON YER KNEES*

http://www.oca.org/pages/orth_chri/Orthodox-Faith/Worship/images/liturgypictures/large/99.jpgPriest: Let us pray.
All: Amen.

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[Bambi]

*NEARLY THERE NOW*

Priest: May almighty God bless you,
the Father, and the Son, and the Holy Spirit.

All: Amen.​

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Deacon or Priest: Go in the peace of Christ.
or The Mass is ended, go in peace.
or Go in peace to love and serve the Lord.
All: Thanks be to God!

*dont forget to bless yerself*​

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[nomana-nuniyan]

"Doxology and Great Amen:"



digoxin what?

 

[Bambi]

Obviously we missed out on a few bits there readings and hymns and that but we'll bring them in as the weeks progress i hope, then maybe we could have an inter-forum mass with the likes of Amon amarth or Anthrax.

 

[Bambi]

"Doxology and Great Amen:"



digoxin what?

Its summat like "Glory be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit; as it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be. Amen."

your version would be "hail to great white buffalo in the sky" id imagine.

and please remember this is the Mass thread.

 

[pistol_pete]

We'll need confession too.

 

[Bambi]

Yeah, i guess you couldnt do it in a thread though, maybe we can PM Fr strangelight or something with our sins

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

when you take the body of christ i take it his cock is included?

 

[Bambi]

*sigh* wow, you're so radical

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

i know,its a curse.

 

[nomana-nuniyan]

when you take the body of christ i take it his cock is included?

no. in REALITY, he likes to keep his cock to himself.

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

you mean he masturbates?
being a man he would need some sort of external stimuli.
what would this be?
images of the nude female?
animals enjoying coitus?
various vegetables?
homo-erotic situations?
the sight of feaces?

 

[Maqus]

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned, Ich habe dreamt about eine lieblich Katolische Wurst

 

[elzka]

someone whos much wiser than me..could you explain me this..
"Mary, ever virgin" does this mean she is forever virgin? even tho she got married with joseph and they got loads of kids after jesus was born?

 

[Alwin]

 

[Morpheus]

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned, Ich habe dreamt about eine lieblich Katolische Wurst