Symphony X, Epica and Into Eternity to tour North America!!
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i wanted to go ask one of the gay guys there to go teach your mom how to give proper blowjobs. I heard gay guys have the art of fellatio down really well. lolz
Lunar Still
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Yeah they do, that's how I sucked off those guys in Studio Seven so well, just ask METAL BLOOOOOOOOOOOOD
but, were you a good boy and got yourself checked for herpes afterwards like the Bible says, son?
Lunar Still
Doodle drawrer
If I had herpes, I would go to churches and rub them on toilet seats. I might burn in hell, but those bastards will be burning on EARTH.
wouldn't it be easier to dress up as a little boy and go "confess" to a catholic priest?
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Lunar Still
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Besides everything ELSE that is wrong with this plan, I'm around 6'5". Not exactly little boy size.
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So, tell me something. When the day comes, how do you actually plan on offending a gay dude when you go up against one?
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