Talking Jesus

[mutantllama]

https://www.buytalkingjesus.com/?cid=541396

I WANT!

 

[Winter.]

 

[Zephyrus]

This is why iconoclasm makes sense.

 

[cookiecutter]

You can't mock these people. They do it themselves

 

[Winter.]

You can't mock these people. They do it themselves

You couldnt have put that any better CC.

 

[Psychonaut]

I'm waiting for an accessory pack. A crown of thorns, a couple of fish, maybe a sidekick leper to keep healing.

 

[Winter.]

 

[cookiecutter]

They should come out with an apostle set

 

[Winter.]

Or your very own "Water to wine" kit.

 

[Vacant_Planets]

No, next is a Satan doll to scare the shit out of your kids when their imagination goes too far.

 

[Winter.]

 

[Matt]

I wanted to tear my eyes out watching that video

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

But how much is the Jesus dream house playset?

 

[mutantllama]

You mean the things people put out during Christmas?

 

[ossa]

You mean the things people put out during Christmas?

nativities?
I want one with talking goats to go with my talking Jesus.

 

[mutantllama]

I want the Anti-Christ one. Then I can have a duel between Jesus and the Anti-Christ. It will go on for hours. Then a big ass nuke (water balloon) will hit them and kill them both.

 

[False Joe]

I want a Woodland Critter Christmas set.

"Lets cut out his eye, rape the eyesocket and then get someone with aids to pee in it"