MRBEAST said:1 eyed or 2?
tara said:2 eyed
GUESS WHO MY E-CRUSH IS AND I'LL GIVE YOU A COOOOOOKIE
MRBEAST said:if you said 1 eyed it'd be easier to guess.
either
demonic rapture or black dragon.
i dont know demonic rapture but i think BD would be a better choice.
he's cute, got a good job, he's a cool guy and he likes animals and you both live in yucky states-what more could ya ask for?
tara said:VERRRRRY close.
I lived in NJ, which is a yucky state. Now I just live in a boring and too hot state.
MRBEAST said:only people ive ever met from jersey were online on the imbb and they were all loud mouth racists with no redeeming qualitys, so you comeing from there comes as a great surprise.
xenophobe?
MRBEAST said:i am saying you are a nice person and it seems yer the only person here ive seen alot of people say was a nice person
them... i wouldnt say they were bad people, they wernt smart enough to be. they were just loud and rude and pretty much noone could stand them but each other-but they still thought they were the kings of all shit.
thanatos
gregadeth
tara said:Awww.
MRBEAST said:i call um as i see um, but for most people that means i tell um they suck!
tara said:
I noticed that most people from New Jersey are loud mouthed, obnoxious and think their shit doesn't stink. That's another reason why I needed to get out.
OrestesMantra said:*Scans thread*
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Nope.Nothing interesting.
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*Something catches his eye just before clicking "back"*
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A girl.
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On the internet.
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Hmm.Girls have boobs.I like boobs. There for I must attempt to shower her with banal flattery accompanied with lots of smilies and winks in a vain attempt to win her eHeart and then we can talk on AIM and we can be best friends and spill our hearts to each other and eventually she'll give me her phone number and we can talk and once I build her trust we can arrange a meeting and Ill be really nice and friendly and then after building up a solid relationship based on our common interests, good communication, and romantic notions, I can stick my penis in her pooper!
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I hate the internet.
tara said:MRBEAST is gay, dude.
Besides, that would be really stupid if you were actually taking any of this shit seriously.
tara said:MRBEAST is gay, dude.
Besides, that would be really stupid if you were actually taking any of this shit seriously.
OrestesMantra said:Ok,thanks for clearing that up for me.
Boredom + Webcam + Photoshop = My avatar.tara said:No problem. Your avatar is neat-o by the way.
tara said:NO, I would rather him send me a snake!!!!
Black Dragon said:heh heh, I love ambiguity.
Actually, if my female albino garter snake got impregnated before the male croaked last month I may very well be able to send you a snake at some point.