Just got a call from my tax person, I owe $1500! HOO-FUCKING-RAY.
I've never owed this much, this is fucking ridiculous.
I've never owed this much, this is fucking ridiculous.
Tax Season!
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Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
Wabbit Season!!
But seriously, they did something dumb with the taxes w/i the last year because a lot of fucking people I know had to pay when hey never have before. I have to pay 160 back. It's fucking bullshit. Then I see these people with kids getting 5,000 dollars back and Im like WTF?!
But seriously, they did something dumb with the taxes w/i the last year because a lot of fucking people I know had to pay when hey never have before. I have to pay 160 back. It's fucking bullshit. Then I see these people with kids getting 5,000 dollars back and Im like WTF?!
lizard
Member
J.
Old Fart
If I quit my job I think I'd make more money than I do now. The middle class singles are so fucked in America. So fucked that I have to do this stupid quiz, courtesy ct_thrash:
Time started: 11:37am
Name: Adrian
Nickname: NAD, Big Poppy Smurf
Sex: yes please
Birthday: 3/27/79
Sign: Aries
Siblings: 0
Hair colour: I dunno
Eye colour: white with some black and other color
Shoe size: 12
Height: 5'11"
Innie or Outie: below the belt is an outie
What are you wearing right now: khaki pants, polo shirt, wife beater, chones, New Balance, socks, necklace, glasses, steaming pile of hate on my forehead
Where do you live: Riverside, CA
Righty or lefty: Righty
Can you make a dollar change right now: I just did my taxes, so NO!
Relationships
------------------------------------------
Who are your closest friends?: Jeff, Danny, Duhg
Best place to go for a date: back of a Volkswagen
Fashion Stuff
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Where is your fav place to shop: I don't shop, I go to music stores on occasion.
Do you have any tattoos or piercings?: yes, yes I do.
Favorites
------------------------------------------
Colour: blue
Number: 34
Food: all.
Boys name: Locke, Logan
Girls name: never thought about that
Subject in school: learning
Animal: love them.
Drink: BEER
Celebrity: fuck celebrities
Sport: distance crapping
Veggie: broccoli.
Fruit: pear
Fast food place: Alberto's.
Place to visit: the desert.
Month: all
Singer/s: Maynard James Keenan, Mike Patton, Mike Scalzi, Layne Staley, many others.
Show: Simpsons.
Juice: BEER
Finger: Yours.
Ice Cream: Mint n' Chip, BITCHA!
Breakfast: Any I can get.
Perfume: What's perfume.
Favorite cartoon character: Ned Flanders.
Have You Ever
------------------------------------------
Given anyone a bath: Many dogs.
smoked: Too much.
Bungee jumped: Not yet.
Broken the law: Many times.
Made yourself throw-up: Binge drinking WOO!!!
Gone skinny dipping: Yes.
Been in the opposite sex's washroom: Is that the laundry room? I went in my friend's parent's laundry room a few times.
Eaten a dog biscuit: Yes.
Put your tongue on a frozen pole: No.
Loved someone that made you cry?: I AIN'T NO FAGGOT! (yes).
Broken a bone: Yes.
Played truth or dare: Yes.
Been in a physical fight: Mostly death match and friendly wrestling gone wrong.
Been in a police car: No.
Been on a plane: Yes.
Been in a sauna: Yes.
Been in a hot tub: Yes.
Swam in the ocean: Yes.
Fallen asleep in school: Yes.
Kissed your cousin: ... no.
Pictured your crush naked: I prefer Slice.
Ever had a sex dream: Yes.
Broken someone's heart: Many (sorry).
Cried when someone died: Yes.
Flashed someone: Yes.
Lied: I doubt it.
Laughed so hard you fell off your chair: Yes.
Sat by the phone all night waiting for a call: I keep my cellphone in my pocket, if that counts.
Saved AIM conversations: Yes (queer).
saved e-mails: Yes.
Wished you were someone else: Not really.
Wished you were a member of the opposite sex: Yes because I want to have babies. Call me Loretta.
Made out with JUST a friend?: Yes.
Been rejected? Yes.
Been in love?: Yes.
Used someone: Probably not, but maybe.
Been cheated on? Yes.
Done something you regret?: I don't have regrets.
First Thing That Comes to Mind
------------------------------------------
Red: Blood.
Blue: Spam.
happy: Eggs.
Autumn: Agalloch.
Cow: Tool
Greenland: Bjork (wrong country, I know)
What Is
------------------------------------------
Your good luck charm: St. Christopher necklace that used to belong to my granpappy.
Stupidest thing you have ever done: Today?
Whats your room like: bed + TV + porn + unused condoms.
Your crush: GOT MY LIME, GOT MY ORANGE CRUSH
Your most prized possession: my dick.
Last thing you said: WHOA!!! (result of my taxes).
What is beside you: paperwork
Last thing you ate: some cracker shits
Fave song: Pushit by Tool
Thing that has happened to you this year: Some shits.
Have You Ever Had
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Chicken pox: Yes.
Sore Throat: I'm finally bored now.
Cold: No, I've never had a fucking cold. Dolt.
Stitches: Fuck you.
Bloody nose: Piss the fuck off!
Do you eat shit? No.
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Believe in love at first sight: Giant boobs
Enjoy parks: GIANT DICKS BETWEEN GIANT BOOBS
Like picnics: I DON'T LIKE YOU
Like school: EAT IT!
What schools have you gone to: ELEMTNARY, HIGH SCHOOL MIDMDE SCHOL AND COLLEG FUCK HEAD..
Hate anyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Would You
-------------------------WGGR-----------------
Eat a live hamster for $1,000,000: YES
Go to a hanson concert if you had a free ticket: NO AND I'M PRETTY GAY
Kill someone you didnt know for 15 billion dollars: PROBALBY NOT BUT OKAY I'LL DO IT.
If you were stuck on an island, what person would you want with you: SMOPESDFLK
If you loved someone and u were keeping something from them and it would hurt them if they found out, would you tell them: NOOOOOOO
Who
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Will send it back: HITLER
Who is the last person that called you: HITLER
Who was the last person you slow danced with: HITLER
Makes you laugh the most: HITLER
Makes you smile: HITLER
Can make you feel better no matter what: HITLER
Was the last person you touched?: HITLER
You talked to last: HITLER
You hugged?: HITLER
Massaged: HITLER
You Kissed?: HITLER
You yelled at: HITLER
broke your heart? HITLER
told you they loved you: HITLER
Is your loudest friend: HITLER
Do You/Are You
------------------------------------------
Do you like filling these out: I HAVE AN ERECTION.
Do you like yourself: I HAVE AN ERECTION.
Do you get along with your family: I HAVE AN ERECTION.
Do you do drugs: I HAVE AN ERECTION.
Color your hair?: I HAVE AN ERECTION.
Have piercings below the waist?: I HAVE AN ERECTION.
Habla espanol?: I HAVE AN ERECTION.
Stolen anything over $50: I HAVE AN ERECTION.
Smoke: I HAVE AN ERECTION.
Obsessive? I HAVE AN ERECTION.
Compulsive? I HAVE AN ERECTION.
Anorexic? I HAVE AN ERECTION.
Depressed? I HAVE AN ERECTION.
Suicidal? I HAVE AN ERECTION.
what thats all? I HAVE AN ERECTION.
Time started: 11:37am
Name: Adrian
Nickname: NAD, Big Poppy Smurf
Sex: yes please
Birthday: 3/27/79
Sign: Aries
Siblings: 0
Hair colour: I dunno
Eye colour: white with some black and other color
Shoe size: 12
Height: 5'11"
Innie or Outie: below the belt is an outie
What are you wearing right now: khaki pants, polo shirt, wife beater, chones, New Balance, socks, necklace, glasses, steaming pile of hate on my forehead
Where do you live: Riverside, CA
Righty or lefty: Righty
Can you make a dollar change right now: I just did my taxes, so NO!
Relationships
------------------------------------------
Who are your closest friends?: Jeff, Danny, Duhg
Best place to go for a date: back of a Volkswagen
Fashion Stuff
------------------------------------------
Where is your fav place to shop: I don't shop, I go to music stores on occasion.
Do you have any tattoos or piercings?: yes, yes I do.
Favorites
------------------------------------------
Colour: blue
Number: 34
Food: all.
Boys name: Locke, Logan
Girls name: never thought about that
Subject in school: learning
Animal: love them.
Drink: BEER
Celebrity: fuck celebrities
Sport: distance crapping
Veggie: broccoli.
Fruit: pear
Fast food place: Alberto's.
Place to visit: the desert.
Month: all
Singer/s: Maynard James Keenan, Mike Patton, Mike Scalzi, Layne Staley, many others.
Show: Simpsons.
Juice: BEER
Finger: Yours.
Ice Cream: Mint n' Chip, BITCHA!
Breakfast: Any I can get.
Perfume: What's perfume.
Favorite cartoon character: Ned Flanders.
Have You Ever
------------------------------------------
Given anyone a bath: Many dogs.
smoked: Too much.
Bungee jumped: Not yet.
Broken the law: Many times.
Made yourself throw-up: Binge drinking WOO!!!
Gone skinny dipping: Yes.
Been in the opposite sex's washroom: Is that the laundry room? I went in my friend's parent's laundry room a few times.
Eaten a dog biscuit: Yes.
Put your tongue on a frozen pole: No.
Loved someone that made you cry?: I AIN'T NO FAGGOT! (yes).
Broken a bone: Yes.
Played truth or dare: Yes.
Been in a physical fight: Mostly death match and friendly wrestling gone wrong.
Been in a police car: No.
Been on a plane: Yes.
Been in a sauna: Yes.
Been in a hot tub: Yes.
Swam in the ocean: Yes.
Fallen asleep in school: Yes.
Kissed your cousin: ... no.
Pictured your crush naked: I prefer Slice.
Ever had a sex dream: Yes.
Broken someone's heart: Many (sorry).
Cried when someone died: Yes.
Flashed someone: Yes.
Lied: I doubt it.
Laughed so hard you fell off your chair: Yes.
Sat by the phone all night waiting for a call: I keep my cellphone in my pocket, if that counts.
Saved AIM conversations: Yes (queer).
saved e-mails: Yes.
Wished you were someone else: Not really.
Wished you were a member of the opposite sex: Yes because I want to have babies. Call me Loretta.
Made out with JUST a friend?: Yes.
Been rejected? Yes.
Been in love?: Yes.
Used someone: Probably not, but maybe.
Been cheated on? Yes.
Done something you regret?: I don't have regrets.
First Thing That Comes to Mind
------------------------------------------
Red: Blood.
Blue: Spam.
happy: Eggs.
Autumn: Agalloch.
Cow: Tool
Greenland: Bjork (wrong country, I know)
What Is
------------------------------------------
Your good luck charm: St. Christopher necklace that used to belong to my granpappy.
Stupidest thing you have ever done: Today?
Whats your room like: bed + TV + porn + unused condoms.
Your crush: GOT MY LIME, GOT MY ORANGE CRUSH
Your most prized possession: my dick.
Last thing you said: WHOA!!! (result of my taxes).
What is beside you: paperwork
Last thing you ate: some cracker shits
Fave song: Pushit by Tool
Thing that has happened to you this year: Some shits.
Have You Ever Had
------------------------------------------
Chicken pox: Yes.
Sore Throat: I'm finally bored now.
Cold: No, I've never had a fucking cold. Dolt.
Stitches: Fuck you.
Bloody nose: Piss the fuck off!
Do you eat shit? No.
------------------------------------------
Believe in love at first sight: Giant boobs
Enjoy parks: GIANT DICKS BETWEEN GIANT BOOBS
Like picnics: I DON'T LIKE YOU
Like school: EAT IT!
What schools have you gone to: ELEMTNARY, HIGH SCHOOL MIDMDE SCHOL AND COLLEG FUCK HEAD..
Hate anyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Would You
-------------------------WGGR-----------------
Eat a live hamster for $1,000,000: YES
Go to a hanson concert if you had a free ticket: NO AND I'M PRETTY GAY
Kill someone you didnt know for 15 billion dollars: PROBALBY NOT BUT OKAY I'LL DO IT.
If you were stuck on an island, what person would you want with you: SMOPESDFLK
If you loved someone and u were keeping something from them and it would hurt them if they found out, would you tell them: NOOOOOOO
Who
------------------------------------------
Will send it back: HITLER
Who is the last person that called you: HITLER
Who was the last person you slow danced with: HITLER
Makes you laugh the most: HITLER
Makes you smile: HITLER
Can make you feel better no matter what: HITLER
Was the last person you touched?: HITLER
You talked to last: HITLER
You hugged?: HITLER
Massaged: HITLER
You Kissed?: HITLER
You yelled at: HITLER
broke your heart? HITLER
told you they loved you: HITLER
Is your loudest friend: HITLER
Do You/Are You
------------------------------------------
Do you like filling these out: I HAVE AN ERECTION.
Do you like yourself: I HAVE AN ERECTION.
Do you get along with your family: I HAVE AN ERECTION.
Do you do drugs: I HAVE AN ERECTION.
Color your hair?: I HAVE AN ERECTION.
Have piercings below the waist?: I HAVE AN ERECTION.
Habla espanol?: I HAVE AN ERECTION.
Stolen anything over $50: I HAVE AN ERECTION.
Smoke: I HAVE AN ERECTION.
Obsessive? I HAVE AN ERECTION.
Compulsive? I HAVE AN ERECTION.
Anorexic? I HAVE AN ERECTION.
Depressed? I HAVE AN ERECTION.
Suicidal? I HAVE AN ERECTION.
what thats all? I HAVE AN ERECTION.
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lizard
Member
Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
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What is it that fucks the middle class so, anyhow? I made $47k last year, that's not chump change but I'm not exactly rich either. So why do I always end up paying out the ass for taxes? Is it Bush? IRS? America in general? KAH-LEE-FOR-NEE-UH? Jews? Terriststs?
I'm passed angry, I'm at the curiosity stage now.
I'm passed angry, I'm at the curiosity stage now.
Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
lizard
Member
I actually work believe it or not, I'm just very efficient with my dicking around time.
That's why I always complain the American work mentality has got it backwards, they equate working a long time for working hard. My co-estimator here does about 2/3 of the work I do, but works 50+ hours a week. I'm here 40 hours a week and work 24 of those, yet I'M the bad guy if I ditch every Friday. Whatever.
That's why I always complain the American work mentality has got it backwards, they equate working a long time for working hard. My co-estimator here does about 2/3 of the work I do, but works 50+ hours a week. I'm here 40 hours a week and work 24 of those, yet I'M the bad guy if I ditch every Friday. Whatever.
same here; I probably work 2/3 of the time as my coworkers, but I'm always done with everything ahead of time, so my boss doesn't complain.
JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
Good for taxes: owning a house, & having kids.
There is a marriage penalty, however.
Still, I got a whopping return this year, BUT $7K of it immediately goes out to my kid's pre-school fees. Then we've got house refurbishments. The rest carries us through for a few months because our outgoing > incoming since Haddsie became a full time mom.
It all balances out somewhat....
There is a marriage penalty, however.
Still, I got a whopping return this year, BUT $7K of it immediately goes out to my kid's pre-school fees. Then we've got house refurbishments. The rest carries us through for a few months because our outgoing > incoming since Haddsie became a full time mom.
It all balances out somewhat....
One Inch Man said:
or if you work blue collar they equate work to WORKING 9 HOURS A DAY LIFTING OTHER PEOPLES CRAP AND SHIPPPING IT AROUND ARHGARHGHARGHAHRHGHGHHGH! At least it builds muscles wihtout actually having to work out though, haha.
