Well I heard ya missed us, we're baaaaaack. I brought my pencil....GIMME SOMETHIN' TA WRITE ON, MAAAAAAAN!
Hey all you crazy ass metalhead sons-o-bitches! And I mean that in the nices was possible! It's your favorite uncle Ted, here! I hope you all had a good 4th of July (or a good summer thus far if you ain't in the states) and all that. I have been working my tailfeathers off with real estate school (i'm out!) and picked up a paper route for extra cash....plus my real job as a sales rep. I'm a regular Gene Simmons...if youwill. I love $$$$$$$$$ and am not afraid to say it.
ANYWAY, as most of you know my tastes in metal tend to run the "lighter" side of Old School by way of KISS, Van Halen, OZZY, Motley Crue and Metallica...but every now and again I likes me some BRUTAL SHIT like Slayer or Venom. So I got a copy of the new DEATH ANGEL cd, THE ART OF DYING! If you haven't heard this thing yet PLEASE pick it up! This is the perfect metal cd. Not since the Puppetmaster or Master Of Puppets (wierd how I reference puppets, twice, huh?) has an album hit me so hard in the gut but made me want to listen to it over and over and over nonstop! I drove 200 miles roundtrip today and couldn't take it out. Imagine putting classic Death Angel like "Bored" or "Room With a View" in the blender with KILL EM ALL, RIDE THE LIGHTNING and TESLA's LOVE SONG and you have the cliff notes for this album. GREAT GREAT GREAT guitar playing by the boys and the singing is stellar. This is a freakin' masterpiece and even better to me than anything DA has done before. I'll put my balls on the line here...I think I am more excited about this cd that I already have than I am about the new VAN HALEN cd which ain't even out yet! And I'm about one inch away from being a freakin' Van Halen deadhead. Just hang it all up and follow Edward. haha Anyways, I beg of you, GREENO, SIXXSWINE, JOHNNYD, BRYANT, BALDYBOY and all you other mofo's please give this one a spin! YOu won't regret it!
Finally.....I was listening to Skid Row's best of the other day..and forgot how truly great Bas was as a singer....it's a shame they got lumped into the "pretty boy" hair band label...they could be heavy. If you haven't listened to SKID ROW in a while dig out your copy and listen to 18 and Life and pretend you're in high school again smoking marlboro's and drinking papbst on a Friday night. I love summer!
Now in the immortal words of Jimmy Buffett.....
"if the phone doesn't ring.....IT's ME!"
Love
Ted
Hey all you crazy ass metalhead sons-o-bitches! And I mean that in the nices was possible! It's your favorite uncle Ted, here! I hope you all had a good 4th of July (or a good summer thus far if you ain't in the states) and all that. I have been working my tailfeathers off with real estate school (i'm out!) and picked up a paper route for extra cash....plus my real job as a sales rep. I'm a regular Gene Simmons...if youwill. I love $$$$$$$$$ and am not afraid to say it.
ANYWAY, as most of you know my tastes in metal tend to run the "lighter" side of Old School by way of KISS, Van Halen, OZZY, Motley Crue and Metallica...but every now and again I likes me some BRUTAL SHIT like Slayer or Venom. So I got a copy of the new DEATH ANGEL cd, THE ART OF DYING! If you haven't heard this thing yet PLEASE pick it up! This is the perfect metal cd. Not since the Puppetmaster or Master Of Puppets (wierd how I reference puppets, twice, huh?) has an album hit me so hard in the gut but made me want to listen to it over and over and over nonstop! I drove 200 miles roundtrip today and couldn't take it out. Imagine putting classic Death Angel like "Bored" or "Room With a View" in the blender with KILL EM ALL, RIDE THE LIGHTNING and TESLA's LOVE SONG and you have the cliff notes for this album. GREAT GREAT GREAT guitar playing by the boys and the singing is stellar. This is a freakin' masterpiece and even better to me than anything DA has done before. I'll put my balls on the line here...I think I am more excited about this cd that I already have than I am about the new VAN HALEN cd which ain't even out yet! And I'm about one inch away from being a freakin' Van Halen deadhead. Just hang it all up and follow Edward. haha Anyways, I beg of you, GREENO, SIXXSWINE, JOHNNYD, BRYANT, BALDYBOY and all you other mofo's please give this one a spin! YOu won't regret it!
Finally.....I was listening to Skid Row's best of the other day..and forgot how truly great Bas was as a singer....it's a shame they got lumped into the "pretty boy" hair band label...they could be heavy. If you haven't listened to SKID ROW in a while dig out your copy and listen to 18 and Life and pretend you're in high school again smoking marlboro's and drinking papbst on a Friday night. I love summer!
Now in the immortal words of Jimmy Buffett.....
"if the phone doesn't ring.....IT's ME!"
Love
Ted