tell me a story
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Knarfi
Yaba-daba-doo!
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thornheart
Ok, so this little girl always wanted to be taller since she was always shorter than everyone else.
Everyone told her one day she would grow, just wait, it'll happen.
It never happened.
That's about it.
Everyone told her one day she would grow, just wait, it'll happen.
It never happened.
That's about it.
Mystique1721
bass solo, take one
Alexis, you crack me up! that's the ringtone for my text messages 
Altitudes
Stay Frosty
Night Reaper
ooo the reaper wants more
Ryan VH
Go Forth And Die!
Alright here's something from me and Frank a while ago...
Ryan: Wait, so what's going on with your black metal band?
Frank: What black metal band?
Ryan: You know, the one with Huub (my cousin, his best friend) and you.
Frank: Oh yeah.
Ryan: Well have you recorded shit or anything?
Frank: Nope we haven't done anything yet.
Ryan: Then how the fuck is it a band?!
Frank: I don't know. We were bored and so we decided to start something, but in the end we just went to drink or something I don't know...
Hahahaha ah shit that was funny.
Ryan: Wait, so what's going on with your black metal band?
Frank: What black metal band?
Ryan: You know, the one with Huub (my cousin, his best friend) and you.
Frank: Oh yeah.
Ryan: Well have you recorded shit or anything?
Frank: Nope we haven't done anything yet.
Ryan: Then how the fuck is it a band?!
Frank: I don't know. We were bored and so we decided to start something, but in the end we just went to drink or something I don't know...
Hahahaha ah shit that was funny.
Lady_Laiho
Dark Divinity
there once was an old bitch that lived in a shoe,
she had lots of kids and a huge coo-coo.
annnnnnnnd that's all i got for now....
let's just say...
TO BE CONTINUED>>>>>
she had lots of kids and a huge coo-coo.
annnnnnnnd that's all i got for now....
let's just say...
TO BE CONTINUED>>>>>
Lady_Laiho
Dark Divinity
There were once two really fat boys with fat faces and they both looked like pigs/dogs. They looked like they could be popped with a needle but an old lady kicked them in a oven and ate them.
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Lady_Laiho
Dark Divinity
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DeadlySinners
Thrasher
A big, burly man wanders through an empty play park; save for one little blonde & pig-tailed girl, rocking gently by herself on a swing. The man approaches her and asks, "Why hello there little lady, what's your name?" His baritone voice raised a few keys to appear more gently politely; less manly surly.
The wee girl responded in a weak croak, "My name's Daisy."
Touched by her adorable innocence, the man said, "Well, that's a cute name. Why're you called that, do you know?"
"Um," Daisy stuttered, "because when I was born, a daisy fell on my head, so my mummy called me Daisy."
Moved, the man sighed, "Well that's...that's really rather lovely."
So he raped her and threw her in a bush.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! LMFAO!!!! I LIKE SHIT MY PANTS I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD!!
kickass:I bow down to your amazing story telling ways.
