That's my niece Diane, and she's going to hell

[pifos_2]

LOLZ.

I like the parts :

"before God send another plague of Muslim Airline Pilots our way"

"just an existence as satan's minions"


BTW : I am catholic "european style".

 

[mick thompson]

im muslim - fuckin stupid prick, hope he rotts

 

[spioraid]

I am so screwed. You guys have no idea.

OH WAIT - I'M NOT BAPTIST, HA!

But I'd be screwed if I was.

 

[Metaltastic]

Wait, that can't be serious - "I really, really need your dollars. Today", with the bold-facing already there? Seriously, there's no way that's real...

 

[spioraid]

Jerry said some pretty stupid life from what I recall, but he's always gone around and done something that made me think he wasn't your run of the mill televangelist/dean.

FWIW, I'm listening to Lady Gaga's "Just Dance" as I'm reading this thread.

EDIT* HOLY CRAP!!! Post number 777 in the Christian thread! HOLLAR!!!!

 

[J the TyranT]

is this in Waco by any chance?

 

[Jeds7800]

Pamphlet sounds like a deathmetal club remix

 

[jrt12]

this is fake, i mean... doesnt this sound even a bit over the top to you? dancing leads to premarital sex and driving foreign cars? come on...

the plague of pilots line has to be the giveaway for those who didnt get it yet

 

[Jeds7800]

this is fake, i mean... doesnt this sound even a bit over the top to you? dancing leads to premarital sex and driving foreign cars? come on...

the plague of pilots line has to be the giveaway for those who didnt get it yet

Yea, reminds me of something that would come from landover baptist. Funny, though.

 

[Jevil]

Fake or very retarded.

 

[Line666]

im muslim

Irish Muslim? You've got twice the terrorist in you. Stay away from my house!

 

[Harry Hughes]

WTF? Wow, just wow.

 

[GeertSamuel]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

The Church I'm going to is one of those African type churches. Now these people dance during the service... so what will happen to them?!

 

[pifos_2]

this is fake, i mean... doesnt this sound even a bit over the top to you? dancing leads to premarital sex and driving foreign cars? come on...

the plague of pilots line has to be the giveaway for those who didnt get it yet

yeah its surely fake. it's so "too much".
BUT i am sure some people in US (no offence to the US guys around here) are really thinking/believing this kind of crap.

dancing leads to premarital sex ahahah

and "I really really need your money"

 

[GarethSE]

I'd say the smoking and drinking leads to dancing more than vice versa with me.
Haha.
Always need some liquid courage first.

 

[Chryst Krispies]

I think this is real. There was a case I read about some kid not being allowed to go to his girlfriends prom because the school he went to didn't allow the kids to dance because they thought it lead to delinquent behaviors, so this is not far fetched at all sadly.

 

[spioraid]

Nope - it's real. One of the doctrines of Southern Baptist theology is not allow dancing since it's sensual. Sensuality leads to emotions, emotions can lead you into temptation. Temptation leads to sin, sin leads to hell. Besides, I know a lot of kids that go to Liberty U (Falwells school), and rules like that are plastered everywhere.

 

[mick thompson]

Irish Muslim? You've got twice the terrorist in you. Stay away from my house!

me da is a turk, me ma is irish , that should explain any confusingness

bu im proper irish, drink like an irish, post milky pics like the irish (what?) look irish..ish etc

 

[Metaltastic]

Nope - it's real. One of the doctrines of Southern Baptist theology is not allow dancing since it's sensual. Sensuality leads to emotions, emotions can lead you into temptation. Temptation leads to sin, sin leads to hell. Besides, I know a lot of kids that go to Liberty U (Falwells school), and rules like that are plastered everywhere.

Jerry Falwell honestly seems to be one of the most dangerous and despicable people on this earth

 

[Line666]

Nah man, bit hard to be dangerous if you're dead