The Aol 12 Year Old Kid Translator

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http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html

You type what you want and it will translate it into aol kid speak. I copy and pasted Follow the Reaper lyrics and this is what I got.

LOSNG TEH WAR IMM FEINNG 2 WIN
THOUGH I N3V3R TREID 2 2 STRIEV DEP
FROM WITHIN!11111 LIEF CUD B BAUTIFUL
FOR ANYBODY ITS FOR BUT ID SWEAR THIS
MOTHAFUKIN SHIT IS ROT3N 2 TEH TEH111!11 OMG PORTAL HAS BEN PAST AND ITS
TIEM 2 MAEK A TURN 2 FOLOW DA RAAEPR
UNTIL TEH POINT OF NO R3TURN

WHAN!1111!1! LOL UR BLINDLY DAATH-RAYNG BLAED
SWEPS DA GREIFS AND FEARS AWAY
I!!!11! OMG LOL CROS MAH HEART AND HOPE 2 DEI THY FREDOM
WIL B MIEN

SINKNG!1!1!1 WTF LOL DOWN IN TEH OC3AN OF SEVARE 3MOTIONS
GRAB111!! OMG WTF A BOTLE 2 DRINK UP DA PANE-R3LEIFNG POTION
BUT!!!1!1! OMG WTF LOL AFT3R AL TAHT GOT BORNG 2 SO NO WUT HAPANS I CUDNT GIEV A DMN OR TEH111!! OMG WTF PORTAL HAS BAN PAST TIL THE
POINT OF NO R3TURN1!!!1 WTF NO MORA LIENS 2 CROS
NO BRIDGAS 2 BURN

NOW!!111 OMG WTF LOL WH3N UR BLINDLY DEATH-RAYNG BLAED
SW3PT MAH GREIFS AND T3ARS AWAY11!!1 OMG WTF LOL ID N3VAR GO BAK
2 CROS TAHT LIEN
I1111!11 WTF LOL CROS MAH HEART AND HOPE 2 DEI1!!!

 

[Thanatopsis]

This is really weird
THIS IS RILLY WEIRD.1!11!1!1!!!!111!1!!!11 LOL

 

[StratoxDeath]

What the fuck?

TRANSLATED: WTF?!!!? OMG WTF LOL

... haha, that's some pretty weird shit.

 

[IcedMadness]

That just freaking gay. I typed in hello and it gave me h3lo. That just seems like too much work for someone to put in while typing.

 

[Lanterns]

I LIEK LANT3RNS
AND BUNEIS
ASP3CIALY ANGRY ON3S
I M3AN DA BUNEIS OF COURSE NOT TEH LANT3RNS1!1!1! WTF OR HAEV U EVER SEN AN ANGRY LANTERN??!!?!!?

 

[~metal_maiden~]

"Why you stupid fuck! Look at you now!"

Translated:

Y U STUPID FUK11111!1 OMG WTF LOL LOK AT U NOW1111!! OMG WTF

Gay and lying... :Smug:

 

[Stand-Ablaze]

O Mah Fukng God U Fagot I Haet U

 

[alphacorvus]

That is disturbingly accurate.

 

[Snowblind]

"Eat my ass and balls" = AAT MAH AS AND BALS111!1!1! OMG

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

"Eat my ass and balls" = AAT MAH AS AND BALS111!1!1! OMG

dt fan?

@alphacorvus: indeed

 

[Venymous]

anybody that writes like this should commit suicide

translation:
ANYBODY TAHT WRIETS LIEK THIS SHUD COMIT SUICIED

 

[Malevolence]

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PIECE OF SHIT

SHUT TEH FUK UP U PEICA OF SHIT



its middle school all over again..

 

[BodomPrincess]

hahahaha
I typed in "I am so death metal it's not even funny"

IM SO D3ATH M3TAL ITS NOT EVAN FUNY!!1!!1! OMG LOL

Sadly, I know people (or ppl ) that write like this.. :Smug:

 

[Snowblind]

Varg Vikernes is my idol.



Just Kidding.
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VARG VIEKRNAS IS MAH IDOL



JUST!!!1! OMG LOL KIDNG!!1!!!!! OMG WTF LOL