The Best Sex Positions

[Lasse Lammert]

angry dragon

 

[pifos_2]

What what? In da butt. hate that song.

ahahahahah i never saw the original before well 30 seconds ago. very annoying. the Butters version is perfect though.

 

[RockGuitarX]

Lazy Leprechaun

 

[STINNETT]

Hahahahhahahahahahaha, no fucking clue, except that the last one sounds like a skateboard trick

It is a skateboard trick. Sounds dirty though, doesn't it?

 

[Chryst Krispies]

The Oliver Twist, the Oil Can Boyd, maybe a little Bolognae and Cheese.

The ole angry dragon is funny, the HOUDINI, The Mister Roboto, the angry pirate.

This reminds me of the South Park episode where Garrison is telling the kindergarteners about the positions, "Oh yes how bout a little Hot Karl."

 

[Skinny Viking]

my wife gives a mean "Glass Bottom Boat"

still workin on her "Berliner Face Hat"

myself ... I do my best work from behind

 

[The Unavoidable]

Most of them are pretty good, but I usually don't do so well with regular girl-on-all-fours doggy style. It's mostly a height thing, if you and the girls height ratio doesn't mix, then shes has to arch the fuck out of her back, or you bend the hell out of your dick. Neither of which is very fun.

I probably just have had some bad expriences with it though, since me and my current girlfriend-since-two-years have never made it work comfortably. But there are many many other variations that work just fine, so FUCK IT!

 

[Skinny Viking]

then shes has to arch the fuck out of her back, or you bend the hell out of your dick. Neither of which is very fun.

thats what she is supposed to do ... I tell them to arch their back until their asshole is blowin kisses at the ceiling

 

[Jevil]

My favourite position is both girls on their knees and open mouth, if there is a third, I usually ask her to tune my nipples like an old radio, if you know what I mean.

 

[Ola Englund]

I'm all for glory holes!!

 

[AdamWathan]

I'm all about the Wilson... I'm pretty sure it's too dirty even for the internet though so good luck Googling that

For the record, it involves fingering a girl on her period and then slapping a hand print on her face

 

[Metaltastic]

Most of them are pretty good, but I usually don't do so well with regular girl-on-all-fours doggy style. It's mostly a height thing, if you and the girls height ratio doesn't mix, then shes has to arch the fuck out of her back, or you bend the hell out of your dick. Neither of which is very fun.

I probably just have had some bad expriences with it though, since me and my current girlfriend-since-two-years have never made it work comfortably. But there are many many other variations that work just fine, so FUCK IT!

Well are you talking both of you on the bed and you on your knees, or you standing next to the bed? Cuz in that case, the solution is - raise/lower the bed, it's worth it!

Of course - sex just isn't the same when you don't use all four of your dicks.

 

[beyond dead]

angry dragon

is that when you plunge down her throat, jizz, then punch her in the face and smear the blood with your dick? just curious

I prefer from behind on a downward angle!

 

[J.DavisNJ]

is that when you plunge down her throat, jizz, then punch her in the face and smear the blood with your dick? just curious

I prefer from behind on a downward angle!

I think that is a strawberry shortcake, but I could be wrong!

-Joe

 

[STINNETT]

Personally, I like the Chili Dog, which consists of shitting on her chest and then giving her a good tit fucking.

That reminds me, me and some friends recorded a song about the Chili Dog many years ago. Pay special attention to the vocals at about :50.


http://www.lightningmp3.com/live/file.php?id=17091

 

[Chryst Krispies]

is that when you plunge down her throat, jizz, then punch her in the face and smear the blood with your dick? just curious

I prefer from behind on a downward angle!

It's when you jizz in her mouth and it comes out her nose.

 

[Jarkko Mattheiszen]

I like it best right here, in front of my PC, while the girlfriend is sleeping.

 

[beyond dead]

I think that is a strawberry shortcake, but I could be wrong!

-Joe

ahh lol its known here as the fiery dragon lol or the BIZMARK!!!!
well actually, what i described is kinda a combo, fiery dragon is gizzing in her throat and sending gizz shooting out her nostrils and the bizmark is punching her in the face and the smearing of the blood and what not...

strawberry shortcake, i must remember that!

 

[beyond dead]

or you bend the hell out of your dick. Neither of which is very fun.

I

who said that?
my dick is rugged bra!

 

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