The Best Sex Positions

[Uladyne]

My fave is good old fashioned girl on top. I like to watch her work it and still have my hands free to explore. Plus since she's on top a can still grab her ass (which I must add, my fiance has a fucking amazing one) and when she leans over and her tits start hitting me in the face I can say at that point that I want for nothing and my every wish is granted in life.

It's also fun doing missionary but with her legs up between us, going full in to the hilt, and instead of just fucking, kind of rocking back and forth a bit, side to side, circular motions, whatever, and feeling her cervix tickle the tip.

Damn I wish she was home from work already.

 

[Altitudes]

^ Sir, that was much too graphic for this thread.

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[JBroll]

You went into a thread titled "The Best Sex Positions". What the fucking fucker of fucking fuck did you expect?

Jeff

 

[Jaymz]

My fave is good old fashioned girl on top. I like to watch her work it and still have my hands free to explore. Plus since she's on top a can still grab her ass (which I must add, my fiance has a fucking amazing one) and when she leans over and her tits start hitting me in the face I can say at that point that I want for nothing and my every wish is granted in life.

It's also fun doing missionary but with her legs up between us, going full in to the hilt, and instead of just fucking, kind of rocking back and forth a bit, side to side, circular motions, whatever, and feeling her cervix tickle the tip.

Damn I wish she was home from work already.

Quality post

 

[deanbailey]

Lol that was the 'graphic level' I was waiting for before I posted mine.
I kinda always start out very porno with standing blowjobs (depends on the room/area) then hit either missionary to start off with or (being an ass man) occasionally do the standing doggy style but the legs get tired after 10-15 min so I tend to move to crouching position. In this position her back needs to be arched and when she has a really awesomely shaped bum and lower back it makes for an awesome "POV shot" type view. (you also penetrate a lot more from behind so it's more pleasurable for both )

I also agree with the legs between the girl and I during missionary, especially when the legs are closer together and ankles over my shoulders. It makes it tighter and ever so awesome. I prefer to do this closer to the end, around 20-30 min because it hurts after that and spoils the vibe, but it depends on the girl.

Anal I do not do. And will never do.

 

[Methadrenal]

Come on, did this go over everyone's heads or is it just not as funny to everyone else as it was to me?

What in the name of shit is that supposed to symbolize?? Yes, it's over my head, explain.

 

[JBroll]

His reference to 'Wilson' - that was the name Tom Hanks gave his volleyball 'friend' in Castaway, and with his description of the process you should be able to piece it together.

Jeff

 

[AdamWathan]

Anal I do not do. And will never do.

Missing out my friend, missing out. Vaginal is still superior but it is so hot knowing the girl your with will do anything for you, makes you feel like a real man

 

[Jaymz]

makes you feel like a real man

With a lump of shit on your dick.

 

[cobhc]

Haha, Eiffel Tower is good...........but I've always wanted to try a Dutch Blindfold.

 

[Uladyne]

Lol that was the 'graphic level' I was waiting for before I posted mine.

Someone had to go there, haha.

 

[AdamWathan]

With a lump of shit on your dick.

Never encountered that problem, my girlfriends digestive system actually functions properly and doesn't allow for that sort of build up

 

[Methadrenal]

Fuck anal sex. No one sticks their dick in my ass. The anus is not a dignified part of the body, and I don't wish to share it with anyone.

 

[Jaymz]

Blarrgh still, its the poo choot! Simple as!

 

[Methadrenal]

Exactly.

I have a perfectly good duct which I was born with for copulating. Why would someone want to insert their dick up an anus instead?

 

[Jaymz]

Exactly.

I have a perfectly good duct which I was born with for copulating. Why would someone want to insert their dick up an anus instead?

Early homosexual tendencies perhaps?

 

[Methadrenal]

Possibly.

Or a weird fetish.

Maybe suppressed feces fetish.

 

[JBroll]

It's more valuable for control purposes - unless someone is far too loose for her own good, if she's letting you in the back door you probably have quite a bit of influence that could be very easily abused.

Jeff

 

[cobhc]

It's more valuable for control purposes - unless someone is far too loose for her own good, if she's letting you in the back door you probably have quite a bit of influence that could be very easily abused.

Jeff

Yeah, I've noticed that, pretty much if they let you take them up the ass, then they don't have a lot of confidence and are doing because they really like you and think they're never gonna see you again if they don't. Not many do it because they actually really like it.

 

[The Unavoidable]

Yeah, I've noticed that, pretty much if they let you take them up the ass, then they don't have a lot of confidence and are doing because they really like you and think they're never gonna see you again if they don't. Not many do it because they actually really like it.

I wouldn't go that far, it's a pretty unfair assumption to make though I do understand where you are coming from. I would say that anal sex suffers greatly from a world of misconceptions, both regarding it's practice and those who engage in it.