The crying Virgin thread

[zabu of nΩd]

I am thinking about getting an escort BTW just to work out all of my issues (will also help me become a lot more relaxed as I won't be a virgin anymore not to mention I get an hour to learn whatever I can with real sex experience).

Worth the 300-400 bucks?

Heh. I've considered that idea myself, but I decided that it would probably be more meaningless and humiliating than anything else.

Though if I had more money than I knew what to do with, I'd probably say 'fuck it' and give it a try.

 

[Matt]

If I'm ever in the area, I wanna go to that Moonlite Bunny ranch thing. Anybody seen that HBO show?

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

I want to get some 40 year old blonde hot milf with huge tits.

would be the greatest hour of my life

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Dude.

Get fucking banned.

Hey, it is the crying virgin thread - you can't say he's shitting up the thread here.

 

[Matt]

Dude, huge tits are the shit.

 

[The Ozzman]

lol @ clubbing

Pathetic.

Yeah. Clubbing is for cunts.

 

[Matt]

^ You go clubbing.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Then again, I oppose the idea of "hooking up" for sex.

 

[The Ozzman]

^ You go clubbing.

I get dragged there.

I have gone, but every time I go it's a waste of money. The only reason I went about a month ago was because I was there with a few friends and I was already drunk. Whatever.

I suppose I should say clubbing frequently is for cunts, then.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Well, I think I'll be getting the fuck out of here again, as it looks like we're heading back to the pathetic whining and fantasies.

Losers.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

lol u live in virgin-ia

 

[Matt]

hai stfu vigina

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

I am probably going to do this escort thing one of the next 2 or 3 weekends, just finally get the V card out of the way and have a great time with some hot 40 year old MILF.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

lol u live in virgin-ia

You know what's even funnier than that?

My zodiac sign is Virgo.



...I'm fucked.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

lmao are your parents like constantly on crack so they don't notice you are doing stupid things?

@vihris: FUCK!!

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

LULZ virgins 4 lyfe

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Indeed you will be.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

not if I fuck this escort

boy, am I pathetic ...

 

[ohiogrinder]

I was a virgin till I was 20.

girls who are virgins: cute

guys who are virgins: pathetic and creepy

why does this double standard exist?

god, it fucking pisses me off.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

am I the only person out there with outstanding social skills, plenty of confidence, decent looks and plenty of money that is still a virgin?

to give you an example of my social skills, I extended my social circle by maybe 15-20 people in the last week alone. These are people from every background imagineable, black "ghetto" guys who listen to hip hop, rich white dudes living in million dollar houses, jocks, music people, art nerds, etc...

I literally go into groups of people and make the entire group like me. Hell I work in fucking sales, I socialize with a million people everyday. I can make almost anybody like me pretty easily.

It's just all very very very very strange