the current TOWERING CREEPY BASTARDS line-up

[Tide In Mind Out]

goes as follows:

me: death vocals
a guy...: power vocals
chromatose: guitar
thebigyetti: glockenspiel (made of human skin and bones)

anyone else with something towering, creepy, and bastardly to add to our dragon slaying zombie lumberjack quartet needs to SPEAK UP!!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

KaZOO!!!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

PiCCOLO!!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

UkULELE!!!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Wait.....WAIT!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! I HAVE TWO GREEN DOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you ct.........YOU RULE....OWN EVEN!!!!!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

you're welcome!!

and those are all sufficient. you're a towering creepy bastard! mmkay?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

...hmm.........but...I'm not towering.... Maybe I can get on some stilts and dress up as a giraffe.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

none of us are actually towering, except yetti...he's like 6'8" or something

 

[a guy...]

Great thread!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Psuedo-Towering Creepy Bastards?

 

[a guy...]

Not-Quite Towering Creepy Bastards.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

no no, we ARE towering creepy bastards, dammit

 

[PlatypusJesus]

*swims in semen tower*

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Ah....I mean...."water" tower....

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I would lend my talents as a penis

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I MEAN PIANIST!!! PIANIST!!!!.... how the FUCK did *THAT* typo get made?

 

[Captain Beard]

I can attempt to play skull-drums.



Or is this serious, as in "meet for practice?"

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I know, I can do a keyboards, mandolins, violins, cellos, the symphony orchestra AND the TRIANGLE!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

The triangle needs its own seprate amp though.

 

[Guerrilla]

Weeell, I bought this "gore metal extravaganza" distortion pedal and let me tell you, this thing can make a guitar produce sounds of decay and rotting flesh, burnt jew fat, mangled intestines, collapsed organs, liquified brains, aborted fetuses, extreme rape and sodomy, etc. etc., and I'd be more than willing to share this vomit-inducing sound with you, but ain't gonna happen if you have power vocals, sorry.