The Cynical Thread.

[Morbides]

Disappointing comeback. Better luck next time.

 

[Yossarianus]

You're in no position to judge my comeback. This is your single biggest source of fail and prowess in the same time: you just don't know when to give up.

 

[Morbides]

Yeah, I resemble your mom in that respect.
OWWWrock:

 

[Yossarianus]

You wish.

 

[Yossarianus]

Unrelated picture of Dennis' boyfriend:

 

[Morbides]

*exits the forum a sadder and wiser person*

 

[El Stormo]

Cut this shit out.

 

[Shpongled]

The irony is that Captain Beard doesn't have much of a beard himself

 

[Captain Beard]

Would you prefer Captain Huge? I've not plenty of that going around.

Also, that isn't an irony.

 

[Malergion]

I used to call him Random Beard because sometimes he would have a beard and sometimes not. I think that's how it started.

 

[Shpongled]

I seem to recall the women really hating his random beard nick for a while. What was the deal with that?

 

[Malergion]

Probably just because he changed it.

 

[Captain Beard]

They hated me going from NoLordy to Random Beard more than anything else.

 

[Chromatose]

Yes, I recall the drama. The womenz were not amused.

 

[Shpongled]

Fuckin women.

*shakes his head in disgust*

 

[Captain Beard]

Now they all love me. *pimp walks*

 

[Malergion]

That's because bitches don't know about your Italy.

 

[Captain Beard]

 

[Morbides]

Cut this shit out.

Why so grumpy lately.

 

[guitarguru777]

Why so grumpy lately.

Lack of good drugs im sure