The Cynical Thread.

[Archelaos]

I'll take it, I got raped on the Megadeth forum as well when I first got on, but even still, I maintain that I didn't go after anyone until the Beard dude. But this thead needs to be deleted so bad...

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

No, it will forever remain here as a testament to how much you suck.

 

[Shpongled]

just FYI... "beard dude" is like 7 feet tall, built like a brick shit house and Nordic. I wouldn't even consider going after him... ever. Even on the innanetz.

But that's just me!

 

[Archelaos]

But... I'm cool..! Deep down inside I just know I am...

 

[Nightshade]

K, so if you're inclined to take advice, here's some: You have gone beyond what an epic omlette can solve at this point. Pretty much you're going to have to go for the hard stuff -- bacon or tittays. And given your newness here, I'm going to recommend bacon as it less about personal preferences and therefore less likely to cause further drama. Not that you're especially likely to listen to some random blonde, but there it is....

 

[Archelaos]

just FYI... "beard dude" is like 7 feet tall, built like a brick shit house and Nordic. I wouldn't even consider going after him... ever. Even on the innanetz.

But that's just me!

Oh, shit. Well whatever, asshole's an asshole. He just got mad cause someone emailed him and he thought it was me. It wasn't, however.

 

[Malergion]

Always whinining, Louis.

 

[Dead Winter]

Oh, shit. Well whatever, asshole's an asshole. He just got mad cause someone emailed him and he thought it was me. It wasn't, however.

Captain Beard is a gruff, grouchy, grumpy giant who's always pissed off about something and isn't afraid to say so. Don't be intimidated though, he's like that with everyone.

Snipe him from the bushes.

I'll take it, I got raped on the Megadeth forum as well when I first got on, but even still, I maintain that I didn't go after anyone until the Beard dude. But this thead needs to be deleted so bad...

That explains a lot...this isn't the Deth forum. You can actually have an opinion that may be negative towards Nevermore.

 

[Archelaos]

That explains a lot...this isn't the Deth forum. You can actually have an opinion that may be negative towards Nevermore.

Hehe, well I don't have much negative to say. Except you can't hear Jim anymore.

 

[freewill]

hmm....

 

[freewill]

....and I was dissapointed when my "lyrical interpretation" thread was turned into a breakfast buffet...

 

[Captain Beard]

Captain Beard is a gruff, grouchy, grumpy giant who's always pissed off about something and isn't afraid to say so. Don't be intimidated though, he's like that with everyone.

Not the women. They adore me for some odd reason. Even Dennis. Bitches love Lumberjacks.

 

[Morbides]

tl;dr

I've never met a lumberjack. *chinrub*

*But I concur, bitches love CptBeard.

 

[Archelaos]

Huh. Guess I'd better grow a beard. :Spin:

 

[Malergion]

Won't work kid.

 

[Yossarianus]

Oh just stop bitching, Dennis. It's you, you, always you and you never think about anybody else...

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/You

 

[Captain Beard]

You'd also have to wear plaid 7 days a week (I really *do*, it's not an in-joke) and be about 6'7" (201cm).

 

[Morbides]

Oh just stop bitching, Dennis. It's you, you, always you and you never think about anybody else...

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/You

You're just jealous you can't grow a beard.

 

[Yossarianus]

The fudge! I HAD a beard but it's sorta like having a huge vagina on your face. You should know what I'm talking about.

 

[Morbides]

All I got from that is that your face was very popular with the guys.