The Cynical Thread.
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Enjoying this spectacle. Hehehe
Cat5Messiah
Violator of Sheep
Hehe... Ha. 
Okay, okay, I getcha now.
I still maintain my innocence, however. This entire thread is ridiculous, and everyone who assumed I got mad and acted like a pussy and jumped down my throat jumped a little too soon. I didn't get annoyed at anyone, except when that slut Captain Beard jumped on board. And that dick mouth Det Som Engang Var, what a son of a bitch...
Okay, okay, I getcha now.I still maintain my innocence, however. This entire thread is ridiculous, and everyone who assumed I got mad and acted like a pussy and jumped down my throat jumped a little too soon. I didn't get annoyed at anyone, except when that slut Captain Beard jumped on board. And that dick mouth Det Som Engang Var, what a son of a bitch...
Shpongled
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See nobody can tell if you're being serious right now or not.
How can anyone "jump a little too soon" after you said the shit you said? You want everyone to just bend over and take it from someone they've never communicated with on any level before? Get real.
I don't believe for a second that the reaction to this thread didn't bother you.
How can anyone "jump a little too soon" after you said the shit you said? You want everyone to just bend over and take it from someone they've never communicated with on any level before? Get real.
I don't believe for a second that the reaction to this thread didn't bother you.
Dead Winter
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I think that while his command of the English language is formidable, I don't think he's mother tongue. The dick mouths, ass mouths, sluts, etc. are timed somewhat poorly and the delivery is somewhat flawed...he realizes that English is a mix n' match language, but some things just don't work and the impact is lost. I'd say this is why we're having trouble discerning whether he's serious or not.
Dickface > dickmouth
Assface > assmouth
Dickhole > dickhead
In English, it's not just the words that are funny, but the phonetic sound of them when mashed together with other words that work is what gives them humor and impact.
Dickface > dickmouth
Assface > assmouth
Dickhole > dickhead
In English, it's not just the words that are funny, but the phonetic sound of them when mashed together with other words that work is what gives them humor and impact.
ALRIGHT, FIRST OFF, if you look at what I'm talking about, at the beginning of the thread before the people I mentioned joined in, you'd see I hadn't said anything that would piss someone off in the slightest, and every post was clearly meant to be silly in nature. And to counter your poor analysis of my English, I was born/lived all my life in Oregon. COCK MOUTH. (Chuckle and calm down, just a goddamn joke, holy shit...) I use cock mouth because nobody else I know does, except my good friend whom I picked them up from.
Dead Winter
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Well, then using those words just makes you a 15 year old.
And holy shit, YOU calm down,. If yer gonna fling shit at everyone, stop being a faggot and suck it up when we put you in your place, you big fucking baby.
And holy shit, YOU calm down,
. If yer gonna fling shit at everyone, stop being a faggot and suck it up when we put you in your place, you big fucking baby.
I'm not sure why nobody can make the distinction, expecially because nearly all of my posts since this all started has stated I was not very serious.
And of course it bothered me a little bit, but mostly because I wanted to hear the dumb shit that drive other people insane, and instead everyone just freaked the fuck out.
Shpongled
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Holy shit you're right! Your command of the English language spot on! Can't believe anyone would have ever assumed otherwise!
And holy shit, YOU calm down,
Seriously, look at my posts, most of them have included
at the end, I've made it as clear as possible I'm not heated at all. And stop using faggot, THAT'S for 15 year old boys, come on Fred Durst.
As for the especially misspell, I'm sitting at a weird angle, come on. At least I used it in the correct way, that scores me some points.
At least I used it in the correct way, that scores me some points.
Shpongled
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You obviously have zero idea how this board functions, didn't even take that into consideration when you made this thread, and are now upset or at least confused as to why it's played out like this.I'm not sure why nobody can make the distinction, expecially because nearly all of my posts since this all started has stated I was not very serious.
And of course it bothered me a little bit, but mostly because I wanted to hear the dumb shit that drive other people insane, and instead everyone just freaked the fuck out.
Bottom line: You're a new poster and we're going to fuck with you constantly. Either get over it and carry on, or gtfo. This thread was a failure. That doesn't mean you can't try again. Just be prepared for any reaction.
Shpongled
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Do you drink expresso, too?As for the especially misspell, I'm sitting at a weird angle, come on.
Obviously I've got it by now. I'm only maintaining, against the argument that I 'talked shit and pussed out', that I didn't really say anything offensive until the Beard guy joined in. Now let's just leave it be.
...no, I don't drink EXPRESSO, I don't AX people questions, I don't say DININT or any of that shit.
...no, I don't drink EXPRESSO, I don't AX people questions, I don't say DININT or any of that shit.
Dead Winter
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I'm not sure why nobody can make the distinction, expecially because nearly all of my posts since this all started has stated I was not very serious.
And of course it bothered me a little bit, but mostly because I wanted to hear the dumb shit that drive other people insane, and instead everyone just freaked the fuck out.
FUCKING LAAAAWWWWWWLLLLL!!!!!!!So you intentionally insult people you don't know and then wonder why we call you out on it? Were you home schooled?
No one's freaking out on you...you made a big mistake by throwing down the gauntlet on what is possibly the most cutthroat, fucked up and coolest forum in all of UM so just bend over and take it for now. We didn't take it personally, it's just that some people don't like to be insulted by people they don't know, understandably. So now that you're dodging spears left and right, YOU'RE the one freaking out about this whole thing.
It's fun, man. That's all. Kevin has just taken you for a ride.
NO GODDAMN IT!!! NO NO NO!!! I didn't intentionally insult anyone until the damn Beard guy!!! Gah... Forget about it, it's fine, I get it.
Gah... Forget about it, it's fine, I get it.
Dead Winter
STAHP
Obviously I've got it by now. I'm only maintaining, against the argument that I 'talked shit and pussed out', that I didn't really say anything offensive until the Beard guy joined in. Now let's just leave it be.
...no, I don't drink EXPRESSO, I don't AX people questions, I don't say DININT or any of that shit.
Ooohhhhh nooooooooooooo no no no no no no...you're not getting off that easily.
Dude, just take your lumps and roll with it. TRUST ME ON THIS. Srsly...I speak from experience.
This isn't an Xbox CoD4 forum. Still...welcome home! You might wanna steer clear of EricT for a while though, at least until you get your sea legs.
