The Daily Camera/ Mirror picture

[Shpongled]

Cream on the side if you order it. It's a $0.50 additional fee.

 

[derek]

I can handle that.

 

[Shpongled]

It's totally worth it.

 

[Brooks]

Make sure it's clotted.

 

[Morganna]

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE. GEORGE ZIMMER, FUCK OFF. YOUR "PELVIC PENETRATOR" ISN'T EVEN CAPABLE OF MAKING A MESS WORTHY OF MY CLEANING PRODUCTS. HOWEVER, I WOULD BE HAPPY TO DONATE A CASE OF KABOOM IN AN EFFORT TO RID THE WORLD OF THE GRIMEY RESIDUE THAT SCUM LIKE YOU WILL LEAVE BEHIND AFTER THE TRAIN COMES THROUGH. FUCKING CLOROX WON'T CLEAN THAT SHIT.

I'M NOT GAY. HI LADIES, BILLY MAYS HERE. TRY MY POWERFUL HERCULES HOOK TODAY! CALL FOR A FUCKING FREE IN-HOME DEMONSTRATION AND RECEIVE A FREE STEAM BUDDY! YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED. NO FAT CHICKS.

I have no idea how I missed Billy Mays!

I'm not even going to try and describe the five minute long belly laugh that just happened. My tummy hurts! hahah!

 

[Shpongled]

Interesting, I thought that post was the complete opposite of funny heh.

 

[derek]

Philistine!

...

 

[Morganna]

Al says some of the stupidest shit cracks me up. And yep, he means Billy Mays, because I had to go tell him that Billy's in the house!

I told his mom about George Zimmer. Hhah, she says she does not know why but she hates that mother fucker with a passion.

 

[Billy Mays]

Interesting, I thought that post was the complete opposite of funny heh.

HI SHPONGLED, BILLY MAYS HERE. I'M GLAD THAT YOU TAKE ME SO SERIOUSLY, BECAUSE I'M A SERIOUS MOTHERFUCKER.

TODAY I'M SERIOUS ABOUT MIGHTY PUTTY. FIX, FILL, SEAL, AND REPAIR FAST AND MAKE IT LAST! https://www.mightyputty.com/spark/index.php

ZIMMER, YOU COULD EVEN BENEFIT FROM THIS SPECTACULAR PRODUCT. IF MIGHTY PUTTY IS STRONG ENOUGH TO PULL A SEMI TRUCK, YOU CAN BET THAT IT IS STRONG ENOUGH TO HOLD A VIENNA SAUSAGE SECURELY TO YOUR LOINS.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Derick Pie comes with all you can eat cream, FREE! Lucky me.

 

[tered]

HI SHPONGLED, BILLY MAYS HERE. I'M GLAD THAT YOU TAKE ME SO SERIOUSLY, BECAUSE I'M A SERIOUS MOTHERFUCKER.

TODAY I'M SERIOUS ABOUT MIGHTY PUTTY. FIX, FILL, SEAL, AND REPAIR FAST AND MAKE IT LAST! https://www.mightyputty.com/spark/index.php

ZIMMER, YOU COULD EVEN BENEFIT FROM THIS SPECTACULAR PRODUCT. IF MIGHTY PUTTY IS STRONG ENOUGH TO PULL A SEMI TRUCK, YOU CAN BET THAT IT IS STRONG ENOUGH TO HOLD A VIENNA SAUSAGE SECURELY TO YOUR LOINS.

I scoff! And you fail to mention OXYCLEAN...where's your roots man?
Sellout.

 

[Shpongled]

HI SHPONGLED, BILLY MAYS HERE. I'M GLAD THAT YOU TAKE ME SO SERIOUSLY, BECAUSE I'M A SERIOUS MOTHERFUCKER.

TODAY I'M SERIOUS ABOUT MIGHTY PUTTY. FIX, FILL, SEAL, AND REPAIR FAST AND MAKE IT LAST! https://www.mightyputty.com/spark/index.php

ZIMMER, YOU COULD EVEN BENEFIT FROM THIS SPECTACULAR PRODUCT. IF MIGHTY PUTTY IS STRONG ENOUGH TO PULL A SEMI TRUCK, YOU CAN BET THAT IT IS STRONG ENOUGH TO HOLD A VIENNA SAUSAGE SECURELY TO YOUR LOINS.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

All we need now is Bob Vila!

 

[Brooks]

And that fucking english guy!

 

[Swabs]

Billy Mays is almost as good as Barry Scott



SO JILL, WHAT DO YOU THINK!?

 

[Anvil]

Billy Mays kicks all your asses.

 

[MegadeV]

Billy Mays kicks all your asses.

He's no Matt Lesko.

 

[Captain Beard]

He's no Matt Lesko.

FREE MONEY TO PAY YOUR BIIIIIIIIIILLS!
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[Shpongled]

That dude's got a face that was made to be punched!

 

[Morganna]

Oxyclean is some serious cleaning shit! Take a shit load of it, 7 scoops or so in a filled, hot bath tub and soak all of your window blinds. Let it sit for six hours. Swish it around and sponge it in the tub a little. Pull the blinds up and let them dry on the window. Still a pain in the ass but the only way I've been able to clean blinds easily.

Of course, the easiest way is to leave the blinds alone and not clean them at all!

What about George Foreman and his fat bastard grill? That kicks even Oxycleans ass!