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[Det Som Engang Var]

Damn, I hate doing crunches. My gut absolutly will not go away under any circumstances and I don't want to overdo cardio because my goal is to gain mass not lose it.

 

[Captain Beard]

Step one: Stop eating so much. (me)
Step two: Get exercise bike. (everyone else too)
Step three: Eh, crunches. Is there another way? Maybe situps!
Step four: Now we'll all have abs like Cara.
Step five: Everyone takes photos of their new abs.
Step six: Steve touches himself.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Damn, I hate doing crunches. My gut absolutly will not go away under any circumstances and I don't want to overdo cardio because my goal is to gain mass not lose it.

Get a waist trimmer to wear while you work out! Dunno if they actually work, but supposedly they do.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

*strokes beard*

 

[Captain Beard]

What do they reportedly do?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

What do they reportedly do?

They make your stomach sweat.

 

[Captain Beard]

It does that anyway, though. I'm like a giant hairy furnace, especially on my abdomen and lower back.

Edit: No hair on lower back however.

 

[Morganna]

I've always heard that if you do allot of crunches and sit ups without the cardio/aerobics work out that you will still build a six pack, but it will lie under fat.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I really dig that outfit.

yeah, those are great.

I need to ride my damn bike. I sat infront of the computer all day today

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

you will still build a six pack, but it will lie under fat.

I've heard that too and it makes me wonder if I should just stop crunches altogether. Maybe I'll just do that and focus on my arms, because I'm too lazy for cardio and I don't want to lose weight.

What to do, what to do...

 

[azal]

waist trimmers are definitely a good idea. Also not drinking beer.

 

[Captain Beard]

waist trimmers are definitely a good idea. Also not drinking more than 2 beers a day, as that amount has benefits.

Fixed.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

What I wouldn't give for a nice Hoegaarden right now.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

I swear John, that is exactly what I'm drinking right now

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

hmm... yeah, i do crunches, but totally can't do aerobics. but i'll be content with the said pseudo-abs under fat when i get them

 

[Burti]

Fuck crunches, bicycle crunches is where it's at.

 

[TomAwesome]

I can't do crunches very well because they hurt my tailbone. I can do a crapload of aerobic activity at once, though.

 

[derek]

Bah to crunches. Core strength comes from other things.

 

[Chromatose]

like HAGGIS

 

[derek]

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