the end of the ex-girlfriend thread

[Officer Nice]

Have a Nice Day

 

[Imagikafan]

Time to move on, man. Leave her in the past.

-Mark

 

[Officer Nice]

Time to move on, man. Leave her in the past.

-Mark

She keeps coming back like a bad ulcer.
You know me a long time..., do you think this crazy one with all my smooth
mackin pimp daddy charisma?

 

[pest666]

I have a new love interest anyways, the cutie at the pizza joint down
the road...we met and we _shared_a_moment_


Izz All good....
Officer Nice

what, she brought you your pizza and rang you up??

 

[FretsAflame]

this ex girlfriend... perhaps you should tickle her...


...ya know, like, with a knife...

that'd solve everything.

 

[FretsAflame]

oh yeah... and - hurray for the hot pizza girl!!! Take her out on a fabulous date and give her the best sex she's ever had! Rock out.


btw - never tell her you offered to buy a 17 year old an upscale hooker.

 

[FretsAflame]

yah I know - I'm just being a goober, I do that pretty well...

yeah I'm a bit of a romantic too - so if you can find love with the pizza girl that just kicks some major ass! \m/ \m/

 

[Valofvalhalla]

Have a Nice Day,
Officer Nice


"I woke up this mornin and I got myself a beer...."


anyone need a beer?

Great fucking Doors Tune! The future's uncertain and the end is always near!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

My ex got me the coolest book as a late Channukah present today. "How To Become A Villain" - it's everything you need to know to become a malevolent supervillain and rain death on puny mortals. Best holiday gift ever.

I really need to get back together with that girl.

 

[pest666]

oh god, you need to send that book to me when you're done with it so I can check it out....... (not that I really need any more help and/or inspiration at this point, but.....

 

[FretsAflame]

My ex got me the coolest book as a late Channukah present today. "How To Become A Villain" - it's everything you need to know to become a malevolent supervillain and rain death on puny mortals. Best holiday gift ever.

I really need to get back together with that girl.

ummmm.... i think it's www.eviloverlord.com but it could be www.eviloverlord.org or something...

anywho - it's like the top 100 things to do if you are an evil overlord (ie a james bond villain or a evil dark prince in some fantasy movie or something) they're funny as shit!

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Yeah, I've read it. There's like an extra 200, too.