I accidently assaulted my ex-girlfriend!

[IWP]

I've been very stressed out these few weeks. I still haven't gotten over my uncle's death, my best friend hates me & my girlfriend left me for him. Add to this my problems at work with a rival photographer.

Anyway, I decide to take this girl out on a date to this fancy Jazz club. (In reality it was a ploy to confront my ex-girlfriend & win her back!) Danced for a bit & then finally decided to confront my ex. Needless to say this was a bad idea. One thing led to another, I hit a couple of the club's security & accidentally hit my ex-girlfriend.

What can I do to make it up to her & win her back?

 

[BasilisK]

Is this even real? Just say it.

 

[tooled]

try beer!

 

[Valerie]

Seriously that sounds like what happened in Spiderman 3. Actually I'm convinced you took it from there.


And why would I recognize it?


I don't know

 

[Triton]

You must rescue her from the Sandman and the rival photographer which has the Venom thing! You have to get your best friend's help by telling him to dress up in that Goblin costume too.

 

[vikk]

you mean that you punch her, and she didn't like it?

weird

 

[Masters_Apprentice]

Just keep hitting her untill she listens.....they gotta learn to listen

 

[Pessimism]

Shoot your web onto her face!

 

[BasilisK]

Massive thread failure.



Surrender.

 

[Black Core]

wtf? are these guys all pirates?

IWP has got serious problems there, show some compassion...

 

[MurderForProfit]

you guys crack me up

 

[chris-o-fer]

What do you tell your ex-girlfriend with 2 black eyes?










...nothing, you've told the bitch twice already!

 

[Black Core]

^

rude but I love it

 

[stormy]

ahah just try n talk to her it is hard to do thoue sometimes

 

[MurderForProfit]

has anyone ever watched feast? a buddy of mine brought it over today... it was odd... kinda pointless.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Seriously that sounds like what happened in Spiderman 3. Actually I'm convinced you took it from there.


And why would I recognize it?


I don't know

 

[Black Core]

has anyone ever watched feast? a buddy of mine brought it over today... it was odd... kinda pointless.

no, is that a movie?

 

[IWP]

Shoot your web onto her face!

But I don't want her to tell anyone my secret identity.

 

[MurderForProfit]

no, is that a movie?

Yea... hardly... but seriously if you like cheesy b flicks try this one on for size... the whole time i was waiting for Steven Segal to com eout a kill the monsters with a sick Karate Chop.

 

[Black Core]

^i'll see if I can find it

But I don't want her to tell anyone my secret identity.

then put the web between her lips so she can't talk