I accidently assaulted my ex-girlfriend!

[chris-o-fer]

At least we can turn this into a decent thread...

 

[necromancy]

Your girl friend left you for your best friend? I couldn't get the point. Did she deceive you? Or what?

 

[Vimana]

You must rescue her from the Sandman and the rival photographer which has the Venom thing! You have to get your best friend's help by telling him to dress up in that Goblin costume too.

Perfect

 

[chris-o-fer]

So IWP, what is the conclusion to the story? Is she and your best friend chopped up in the back of a car or what? I need details!

 

[Vimana]

So IWP, what is the conclusion to the story? Is she and your best friend chopped up in the back of a car or what? I need details!

No, he took off the Venom suit, Eric Forman got it. He and the green goblin beat the Sandman and Venom. Then he and his ex gf got back together.

 

[chris-o-fer]

^ Thank you. I feel so much better now.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

That sounds like such a strange story, and very like Spiderman III just like everyone else has already mentioned.

You could go Patrick Bateman and murder them all...