The funny-weird band name game....

CONCLAVE OBSCURUM

untruly evil
Dec 19, 2002
1,219
140
63
40
Mexico
www.gardenian.8m.com
This is how it works...

Just think about a funny-weird name for a Grind-gore-black metal band.. It dosen't matter if you invented it or if its already out there

i'll start:

Grind-gore:

DEFORMED PENIS
EXCREMENT (a real band)


Black metal:

SATAN'S DILDUM
 
[2003-08-09 12:58] <Gunstar9> I'm bored lets talk metal
[2003-08-09 12:59] <Bleakest_Harvest> lets talk jazz
[2003-08-09 13:00] <Anathematized> Jazz & Metal!
[2003-08-09 13:00] <Bleakest_Harvest> yeah!
[2003-08-09 13:00] <GoD> let's talk fungal penis infections
[2003-08-09 13:00] <GoD> :/
[2003-08-09 13:00] <Bleakest_Harvest> let's talk anal biscuits
[2003-08-09 13:00] <Anathematized> Sounds like a grindcore band.
[2003-08-09 13:00] <Bleakest_Harvest> :D
[2003-08-09 13:07] <Gunstar9> lol
[2003-08-09 13:07] <Gunstar9> grindcore band
[2003-08-09 13:07] <Gunstar9> what's the deal with names like that?
[2003-08-09 13:08] <Gunstar9> there are plenty of names you can use for a grindcore band
[2003-08-09 13:08] <Gunstar9> like Crumby Basket
[2003-08-09 13:08] <Gunstar9> or Dead Faggot
[2003-08-09 13:08] <GoD> The best band name ever is 'Satan's Almighty Penis'
[2003-08-09 13:09] <Deadlord> lol
[2003-08-09 13:09] <TheSilenced> what about Dick Delicious And The Tasty Testicles?
[2003-08-09 13:10] <TheSilenced> i actually have them shared if anyone's interested lol
[2003-08-09 13:10] <Gunstar9> I dunno Anal Cunt is a funny name too
[2003-08-09 13:10] <GoD> I think I'll pass...
[2003-08-09 13:10] <Gunstar9> and Dying Fetus
[2003-08-09 13:10] <Anathematized> Dying Fetus is a good band though.
[2003-08-09 13:10] <Gunstar9> oooh I just came up with the perfect name
[2003-08-09 13:10] <Gunstar9> Bloodfart
[2003-08-09 13:11] <Anathematized> Probably taken already.
[2003-08-09 13:11] <GoD> Gangrenous Arse-wart
[2003-08-09 13:11] <TheSilenced> The Singular Testicle
[2003-08-09 13:12] <Gunstar9> Vaginal Cheese
[2003-08-09 13:12] <Scorpian007> ew
[2003-08-09 13:12] <TheSilenced> Impending Diarrhea
[2003-08-09 13:13] <Scorpian007> ew
[2003-08-09 13:13] <TheSilenced> Phallic Growths
[2003-08-09 13:13] <GoD> Gooey Sloppy Excrement
[2003-08-09 13:13] <TheSilenced> Nigelfoo
[2003-08-09 13:13] <Gunstar9> Gooey Ass Venacular
[2003-08-09 13:14] <Scorpian007> ew
[2003-08-09 13:14] <Scorpian007> ew
[2003-08-09 13:14] <Gunstar9> a band and their hit song?
[2003-08-09 13:14] <Gunstar9> Bloodfart - My Urine, It Burns When I Pee
[2003-08-09 13:14] <GoD> haha
[2003-08-09 13:15] <TheSilenced> Phallic Growths - I Bleed Everytime I Wank Off
[2003-08-09 13:15] <GoD> Gangrenous Arse-Wart - I like to suck the pus out
[2003-08-09 13:15] <Anathematized> Reminidng me of Cannibal Corpse.
[2003-08-09 13:16] <TheSilenced> Phallic Growths - How Can I Tell If You're A Virgin When I Bleed Everytime I Stick It In
[2003-08-09 13:16] <Gunstar9> Gooey Ass Venacular - Bitch, You Gave Me Ghonnerhia, The Clap, AIDS, and All Sorts of Other Big Named Scientific Shit
[2003-08-09 13:16] <GoD> ahahaha
[2003-08-09 13:16] <Muzzi> strip the soul
[2003-08-09 13:17] <TheSilenced> Impending Diarrhea - My Ass Muscles Are Tired From Clenching All Afternoon Maybe I Should Let It All Out While On The Subway
[2003-08-09 13:17] <Gunstar9> Vaginal Cheese - Spreading My Nasty Yeast
[2003-08-09 13:18] <Gunstar9> Dead Faggot - A Day in the Whitehouse
[2003-08-09 13:18] <GoD> Someone should post this convo on UM when it goes back up...
[2003-08-09 13:19] <Gunstar9> Deformed Babies - Why Is My Mom a Hermaphroditic African Hoochie?
[2003-08-09 13:19] <Gunstar9> I'm cutting and pasting this shit....
[2003-08-09 13:20] <TheSilenced> Impending Diarrhea - I Use Road Cones TO Funnel Hot Tar Into My Ass
[2003-08-09 13:20] <Bleakest_Harvest> hahahaha i just read all of that grindcore conversation lol#
[2003-08-09 13:21] <Bleakest_Harvest> mr bungle have some funny names:
[2003-08-09 13:21] <GoD> Gooey Sloppy Excrement - Stop crying Timmy, I told you it wasn't chocolate!
[2003-08-09 13:21] <Bleakest_Harvest> desert search for techno allah
[2003-08-09 13:21] <Gunstar9> Dead Faggot - Yes, the Blood on Your Cock Was Emitted from My Ass
[2003-08-09 13:21] <Bleakest_Harvest> everyone i went to highschool with is dead
[2003-08-09 13:21] <Bleakest_Harvest> etc
[2003-08-09 13:22] <Bleakest_Harvest> PENILE EXCREMENTS FROM THE SATANIC ARSHOLE OF DOOM
[2003-08-09 13:22] <TheSilenced> The Singlar Testicle - My Nut Is So Huge I Use It As A Bean Bag
[2003-08-09 13:22] <Scorpian007> hahah
[2003-08-09 13:22] <Gunstar9> Vaginal Cheese - The Random Cyst on Your Nutsack
[2003-08-09 13:23] <Scorpian007> hahah
[2003-08-09 13:23] <Gunstar9> Dead Faggot - Green Semen
[2003-08-09 13:23] <Scorpian007> Ram it in Dry - Grudge Fuck the Ass Till It Bleeds
[2003-08-09 13:24] <Gunstar9> Vaginal Cheese - Fart from the Front Door
[2003-08-09 13:24] <Anathematized> ..who could it be?
[2003-08-09 13:24] <Scorpian007> hahahah
[2003-08-09 13:24] <Scorpian007> fuck this is funny
[2003-08-09 13:24] <TheSilenced> Impending Diarrhea - Murderous Hate For Murky Water Splashing On My Ass Whenever I Take A Dump
[2003-08-09 13:25] <Gunstar9> Beastiality X - Why I Like Stallions
[2003-08-09 13:26] <Gunstar9> Bloodfart - I Shat Worms
[2003-08-09 13:27] <GoD> Necrophiliac 4 Year Old - Diggin' Up A Virgin
[2003-08-09 13:27] <TheSilenced> Phallic Growths - My Penis Looks Like It Was Made From Bubble Wrap
[2003-08-09 13:27] <Scorpian007> hahah
[2003-08-09 13:27] <Gunstar9> Phallic Growths - My Penis Turned Inside Out
[2003-08-09 13:28] <TheSilenced> Bloodfart - That Bloody Puddle Was This Morning's Breakfast
[2003-08-09 13:28] <Gunstar9> Ruptured Scrotum - What Does This Thing Do?
[2003-08-09 13:29] <Gunstar9> Bloodfart - The Week I Shat Out My Intestines
[2003-08-09 13:30] <Gunstar9> Dead Faggot - My Weenis Fell Off
[2003-08-09 13:30] <Scorpian007> Gross Penis - I Have Worms Crawling Out Of My Ass
[2003-08-09 13:31] <GoD> Beastiality X - Woof Woof Squirt
[2003-08-09 13:31] <Gunstar9> Gothic Prostate - Tinactin for My Removed Kidneys
 
Car Door Slamming Penis Severance - Genocidal Retard Neutering

The philosophical new progressive sax-grind project from leading members of the Bill Clinton band.

Tracklisting.

1. Post-Presidential Handicapped Referendum
2. IQ Lower Than Sixty-Nine? Join the Line
3. Drop 'em, Give 'em, Jam it, Slam it
4. A Toyota Will Chop Through The Quota...
5. ...But A Lamborghini Cuts More Cleanly
6. Spermblood Paintjobs
7. Resale Of Severed Remnants
8. De-Phallusized Franchise
9. Gangrenous Stump Epidemia
10. Uprising Of The Great American Eunuch
11. A Billion Clinton Sex Decibels
12. Downfall Of The Great American Redneck
13. Penis Slime Post-Philosophy

Total Playing Time - 7:06
 
Ravnanger said:
ha ha a grind core orchestra would be great

We're also going to make a habit of asking every band we like to play in it. I think one of us asked Jesper Stromblad, and I know I asked Mike Ackerfeldt. Next on the list: Mike Amott, Derek Roddy and Eric Rutan. Then maybe Scott Ian.:p