Let's name some Metal bands.

[CAIRATH]

Necro Beastial Butt Fuck

That sounds more like something you'd find in a sleazy rundown x-rated video store on that dusty top shelf in the corner that no one dares to look at.

 

[The Antihero]

Monolithic Jockstrap


Imagine the possiblities for concert set pieces and backgrounds. it'd be spinal tap type stuff, hilarity ensues.

 

[Carcassian]

The Depression Session
Pick Axe in the Fucking Face
Four Men in Leather
Coat of Mendes
Dunblane Supply Teacher
Satan vs Odin: Band Wagon Jumping make up wearing cunts (with keyboards)
The Silent Enema
Danzig Boxing Program
Anthrax: Dignity discarded
Studded
Retreat into Banality

 

[DarkBliss]

Satan vs Odin: Band Wagon Jumping make up wearing cunts (with keyboards)

That's their full name?Gold.

 

[Moon Hung By A Noose]

Bleach For Breakfast - Grindcore
Immaculate Abortion - Black/Death
Stitched Open Scar - Death Metal (S.O.S.)
Mourning Son - Gothic Metal
The Knights Reign - Power Metal

Grindcore is more fun so...

Distribute the Dissected
Fun In Her Hole (Sounds like Funeral)

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

The Knights Reign - Power Metal

These are all good, but this especially. I would listen to this band based on the name alone!

 

[insanitybreed]

I think Doom Metal has the most subgenres for a subgenre.

 

[insanitybreed]

^^^^^Shit, wrong thread.
i meant to say ANAL INFESTATION

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

What a disapointment this thread was.

 

[King Richard]

I think this thread is worthy of a YOU FAIL.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

I think this thread is worthy of a YOU FAIL.

I actually agree with you on this one.

 

[Evil?]

Jehovah's Wetness

 

[King Richard]

Figured you would.

 

[King Richard]

Jehovah's Wetness

AH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

not really

 

[Personified Hatred]

Inculatu.

Italians will understand.

For those who are not Italian: go on "Metal Archives", search the band "Inchiuvatu" (= nailed), and ask yourselves what "inculatu" could mean...

PS: it means "ravished".

 

[hibernal_dream]

SERIOUS SUGGESTIONS:

Sinagogue
Iced Womb
Genital Salvation
Extreme Discretion

 

[DarkBliss]

Extreme Discretion

Extreme Secretion would have been funnier
or maybe not.

 

[hibernal_dream]

Except the fact that it doesn't make sense at all

 

[ohiogrinder]

Except the fact that it doesn't make sense at all

neither does your signature.

 

[METALDUDE]

Morbid Grannies