Stupid/Funny/Silly Names Of Metal Songs,Albums, Bands...

[Personified Hatred]

Is that some kind of disease? Haha, I'm guessing it's death metal?

It's Grindcore.

 

[Cian_B]

Bondage Goat Zombie. I mean COME ON!!!

 

[damnromulans]

I hope Nocturnal Nemesis and Educated Opinion will deathmatch, personally.

The best song titles all belong to Anal Cunt.

/thread

 

[AchrisK]

Edguy
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metal in its essence is cheesy and laughable but is ultimately why its so much fun to listen to.

So you're saying that cheese and laghability are your main attractions to metal? I can see that for comedy movies, maybe, but music?

Maybe try something else.

 

[FJChaos]

Anaal Nathrakh

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

I like to call them "Anal Nutsack". Seriously though, that name was taken from the movie Excalibur, which was cheesy/stupid/silly itself. Great band, though.

 

[METALDUDE]

The new Dimmu Borgir album named "Abrahadabra" is definitely a good contender here too.

It's a reference to Aleister Crowley from his Book of the Law.....

meaning I will create as I speak. :Smokedev:

 

[Krow]

definitely thought it was "abracadabra" the first time I saw it.

 

[Thoth-Amon]

It's a reference to Aleister Crowley from his Book of the Law.....

meaning I will create as I speak. :Smokedev:

ah... a crowley reference. that's pretty groundbreaking for metal isn't it?

 

[NocturnalNemesis]

ah... a crowley reference. that's pretty groundbreaking for metal isn't it?

Just an excuse to try look all dark and evil and scary because you're a "satanist" (countless bands do this), but it's actually just glorified atheism.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

LaVey Satanism is Darwinist Humanism with a pagan ritual element and an atheistic approach to metaphysics, while Crowley's version of Satanism was theosophical in nature, so I'm afraid you're incorrect.

 

[NocturnalNemesis]

LaVey Satanism is Darwinist Humanism with a pagan ritual element and an atheistic approach to metaphysics, while Crowley's version of Satanism was theosophical in nature, so I'm afraid you're incorrect.

So much differing confusing Satanism to go around, so little time. So who does the cat and virgin sacrificing?

 

[Thoth-Amon]

LaVey Satanism is Darwinist Humanism with a pagan ritual element and an atheistic approach to metaphysics, while Crowley's version of Satanism was theosophical in nature, so I'm afraid you're incorrect.

I thought that Crowley actually was not a satanist but rather incorporated satanic imagery into his aesthetic.

 

[Krow]

No satanism is actually worshipping the enemy of god version of satan anyway.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

No, Satanism is actually the dyslexic worship of Santa Claus.

 

[waif]

Crowley mostly drew on pre-Christian stuff afaik, so I'd be very surprised if he used Satan as anything more than an image.

 

[NocturnalNemesis]

No satanism is actually worshipping the enemy of god version of satan anyway.

Well, why the confusing terminology then? Bad English teachers in school?

 

[Doomguy]

The upcoming Cradle of Filth album (Darkly Darkly Venus Aversa) made me laugh.

 

[PiXyStiX]

Nobody has mentioned Nile yet!

They make me giggle cos their song names are sooo long.

Chapter Of Obeisance Before Giving Breath To The Inert One In The Presence Of The Cresent Shaped Horns

Or


Papyrus Containing The Spell To Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks From He Who Is In The Water

Teehee

 

[PiXyStiX]

No satanism is actually worshipping the enemy of god version of satan anyway.

Well, actually most satanist's wont say that they actually worship Satan. What it's mostly about is worshiping yourself and being your own god. It's really a very selfish way to live. No offense to anyone.