Stupid/Funny/Silly Names Of Metal Songs,Albums, Bands...

[Balmung]

Papyrus Containing The Spell To Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks From He Who Is In The Water

Fuck I can't believe I forgot this one! I laughed my ass out first time someone mentioned it to me haha


Demilich's song titles are pretty funny too (some superlong ones too haha). Things like

The Sixteenth Six-Tooth Son of Fourteen Four-Regional Dimensions (Still Unnamed)

Inherited Bowel Levitation - Reduced Without Any Effort

The Putrefying Road in the Nineteenth Extremity (...Somewhere Inside the Bowels of Endlessness...)

The Planet That Once Used To Absorb Flesh In Order To Achieve Divinity and Immortality (Suffocated To The Flesh That It Desired...)

 

[PiXyStiX]

Inherited Bowel Levitation - Reduced Without Any Effort

AHAHAHA!!

 

[Balmung]

yeah man this one is the best of all them. Inherited Bowel Levitation got me into Demilich, I just thought fuck I need to hear this shit
and the song is awesome tbh

 

[NocturnalNemesis]

Fuck I can't believe I forgot this one! I laughed my ass out first time someone mentioned it to me haha


Demilich's song titles are pretty funny too (some superlong ones too haha). Things like

The Sixteenth Six-Tooth Son of Fourteen Four-Regional Dimensions (Still Unnamed)

Inherited Bowel Levitation - Reduced Without Any Effort

The Putrefying Road in the Nineteenth Extremity (...Somewhere Inside the Bowels of Endlessness...)

The Planet That Once Used To Absorb Flesh In Order To Achieve Divinity and Immortality (Suffocated To The Flesh That It Desired...)

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

yeah man this one is the best of all them. Inherited Bowel Levitation got me into Demilich, I just thought fuck I need to hear this shit
and the song is awesome tbh

I fucking love that song.

 

[Ancient]

Morbid Anal Fog even though its supposed to be parody.

 

[Onder]

There's a band called Timeless Necrotears. There's also a band called Destiny Potato. And a song called "Ghost With a Boner".

 

[Onder]

Satan's Almighty Penis is a silly name too.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

I was reading through the reviews from last months decibel and they had one for a band called Gaytheist

 

[Spiderchrist]

Necrosquirt.

 

[Lateralus14]

Cannibal Corpse
Dying Fetus

I wouldn't be caught dead listening to either.

 

[Krow]

Destructive Explosion of Anal Garland
Hat's Barn
Anal Vomit
Happy Days (dsbm band, I think)

 

[Spiderchrist]

Destructive Explosion of Anal Garland
Hat's Barn
Anal Vomit
Happy Days (dsbm band, I think)

Fantastic.

 

[Nephilim96]

Not really funny as much as sad = Last year's Semargl album.

Literally the GAAAAYEST thing I have ever heard associated with Metal.

 

[Onder]

Alpha Wolf Anger.

 

[Onder]

Fist of the Fist Fist.

 

[EspaDa]

Stone Sour, In Flames

 

[SentinelSlain]

Iwrestledabearonce

etc

 

[zerostatic]

Fueled by Fire - Ernest Goes to Hell
Gama Bomb - nearly all their song titles. A few that standout are Beverly Hills Robocop, Smoking the blow with William Dafoe, Shitting yourself to Live, Last Ninjas Unite, Skeletron, Sentenced to Thrash.

 

[Spiderchrist]

Iwrestledabearonce

etc

Metal songs, not this shit.