Hey, you're still in the double digits, so you can join the Geek club with us!
  
  As for me:
  
  -I know l337 (leet)
  -I know who H.P. Lovecraft is
  -Always hated mainstream
  -done homework that wasn't required
  -Created an artificial language (me and my brother did, so we could say whatever we wanted to in the house when we were kids!)
  -One of our dog's name was Elvis; he invented Rock n' Roll!
  -Taken notes in more than one color
  -I've been to a LAN party. (And that my friend was fun.)
  -Been called a Geek (by my Dad nonetheless!)
  -Labeled "socially inept" by everyone; including my counselor at school.
  -I skipped a party once this wintertime to go read my book (I hate parties!)
  -And I'm not "cool" enough to go. My pet frog says I'm cool. 
  -I have read Arthur C. Clarke (more than once!)
  -Stephen Hawking (Brief History of the World rules)
  -O.k. I know almost everyone here has read J.R.R. Tolkien!
  -I've read books on History outside of class.
  -I ESPECIALLY WANT A REAL LIGHTSABER (As does everyone else!)
  -I want my own gaming store and be referred to as "God".
  -Everyone wants Buffy. Even the ladies. 
  -I DON'T want more friends. Friends are for the weak. 
  -I want a 100-sided Dice. That would look really weird.
  -I want GPS so I can locate the exact opposite side of the world from me.
  -I want (and will

) take over the world. And Fathervic can be my Merlin. Melancholia you can be the wise lady from the lake. |ngy, you can be my robotic/grasshopper side-kick. Khristoff, you and all the members of Asgaroth can be deities!
 -I believe in Aliens (is that really nerdy though? I geuss it's nerdy if you believe there's something such as Spock out there. 
  -I believe in the force. You're not cool if you don't!
 -I routinely watch Batman, Jeopardy, Beat the Geeks, documentaries, History *and* the Discovery Channel, the Weather Channel 

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, and especially Tech T.V. (Now G4tech T.V., it turned into a video game channel!)
  -I have seen Clerks (10+) times! Jay and Silent Bob are my heroes!
  -And the list goes on and on.
  
  I geuss letting my ego fly everywhere and writing down half the things I'm Geeky of, makes me a Geek! 
  
  Here's some "You know you are a Geek" jokes.
  
  -You know you are a Geek when you post 20+ replies on any messageboard per day.
  -You know you are a Geek when you learn the language of the Norse just so you can deem yourself that much more Viking. 
  -You know you are a Geek when you sleep in Superhero pajama's, sleeping bags, bed sheets, pillow covers, etc...
 -You know you are a Geek when you are a Science teacher who plays the accordian. And you play "she blinded me with science" on it to the class.
  -You know you are a Geek when you score a 30 or higher on your ACT score. 
  -You know you are a Geek when you recieve 1 or more academic scholarships. 
 -You know you are a Geek when you think video games can solve everyday problems, and you proove it by creating a diagram just to show it to one person. 
  -You know you are a Geek when you are the first one out of the Gym class everyday.
  -You know you are a Geek when you wipe your glasses (erhhhm....Bifocals

) every hour.
  -You know you are a Geek when you are the weezing kid at Scout camp.
  -You know you are a Geek when your marriage was held in a "science fiction appreciation convention".
  -You know you are a Geek when you wait for a certain game to come out for over a year.
  -You know you are a Geek when you have read every last part of what I just now wrote.
  
  
 Ah, an hour and a half easily gone by. Yes, just 1 month and 23 more days until the suspected release of Rome: Total War comes out. Minus an hour from what I wrote right now that would be 1295.5 more hours or around 77,730 more minutes, or 4,663,800 seconds to go. No wait 4,663,794 now.