The Golden Razzies: Awarding the Worst films of 2002

[Keyser Soze]

Poor Britney and George "I am the Geek's GOD" Lucas... got the all-too-not-wanted nod from the Razzies... hehehehe Madonna didn't fair too well either

Worst Picture:

THE ADVENTURES of PLUTO NASH (Warner Bros.)

CROSSROADS (Paramount)

Roberto Benigni’s PINOCCHIO (Miramax)

STAR WARS: EPISODE II: ATTACK OF THE CLONES (Fox/Lucasfilm)

SWEPT AWAY (Screen Gems)

Worst Actor:

Roberto Benigni (Dubbed GODZILLA-Style by Breckin Meyer) PINOCCHIO*#

Adriano Giannini/SWEPT AWAY

Eddie Murphy/ADVENTURES of PLUTO NASH, I SPY and SHOWTIME#

Steven Segal/HALF PAST DEAD#

Adam Sandler/ADAM SANDLER’S 8 CRAZY NIGHTS and MR. DEEDS#

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Worst Actress:

Angelina Jolie/LIFE, OR SOMETHING LIKE IT*#

Jennifer Lopez/ENOUGH and MAID IN MANHATTAN#

Madonna/SWEPT AWAY#

Winona Ryder/MR. DEEDS*________ _______________________

Britney Spears/CROSSROADS________

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WORST Supporting Actor:

Hayden Christensen/STAR WARS/EPISODE II: YADA-YADA-YODA___________

Tom Green/STEALING HARVARD#__

Freddie Prinze, Jr./SCOOBY DOO

Christopher Walken/THE COUNTRY BEARS*

Robin Williams/DEATH TO SMOOCHY*

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WORST Supporting Actress:

Lara Flynn Boyle/MEN IN BLACK II

Bo Derek/MASTER OF DISGUISE#

Madonna/DIE ANOTHER DAY#

Natalie Portman/STAR WARS: EPISODE…WHO CARES?#

Rebecca Ramijn-Stamos/ROLLERBALL

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MOST FLATULENT TEEN-TARGETED MOVIE (New Category!)

ADAM SANDLER’S 8 CRAZY NIGHTS (Sony/Columbia)_____________________

CROSSROADS (Paramount)_____ ___________

JACKASS: THE MOVIE (Paramount)_____ ___________

SCOOBY DOO (Warner Bros.)__ _______________________

XXX (Sony/Revolution)

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Worst Screen Couple:

Adriano Giannini & Madonna#/SWEPT AWAY

Roberto Benigni* & Nicoletta Braschi / Benigni’s PINOCCHIO

Hayden Christensen & Natalie Portman#

STAR WARS/EPISODE II: SEND IN THE CLONES

Eddie Murphy# & EITHER Robert deNiro# (SHOWTIME) Owen Wilson (I SPY)

or Himself Cloned (THE ADVENTURES OF PLUTO NASH)

Britney Spears & Whatever-His-Name-Was/CROSSROADS

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Worst Director:

Roberto Benigni/PINOCCHIO*_________

Tamra Davis/CROSSROADS

George Lucas/STAR WARS/EPISODE II: ATTACK OF THE GROANS *

Guy Ritchie/SWEPT AWAY

Ron Underwood/THE ADVENTURES of PLUTO NASH

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Worst Remake or Sequel:

I SPY (Sony/Columbia)___________________

MR. DEEDS (Columbia/New Line)___________

Roberto Benigni’s PINOCCHIO (Miramax)

STAR WARS/EPISODE II: WHAT-EVER (20th Century-Fox)__ _______________________ ___________

SWEPT AWAY (Screen Gems)__ _______________________ _______________________ ___________

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Worst Screenplay:

THE ADVENTURES of PLUTO NASH, Written by Neil Cuthbert_ _______________________ _______________________

CROSSROADS, Screenplay by Shonda Rhimes

Roberto Benigni’s PINOCCHIO, Screenplay by

Vincenzo Cerami and Roberto Benigni*

STAR WARS: EPISODE II: THE BOREDOM CONTINUES,

Screenplay by George Lucas* and Jonathon Hales _ ___________

SWEPT AWAY. Screenplay by Guy Ritchie

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WORST ‘ORIGINAL’ SONG

“Die Another Day” from DIE ANOTHER DAY, written by

Madonna and Mirwais Ahmadzai

“I’m Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman” from CROSSROADS,

Written by Max Martin, “Rami” & Dido Armstrong

“Overprotected” from CROSSROADS,

Written by Max Martin and “Rami”

 

[Yetti]

jackass was hilarious

natalie portman *homer simpson drool*

 

[Keyser Soze]

I really feel sorry for George Lucas... he went bat-shit ages ago

 

[[0hr]Sunlapse]

To be fair...... there are countless star wars fanboys and all around fans with so many different opinions that expect the movie to turn out the way they see it..... so no matter what any Star Wars turns out to be.... it's going to be bashed.......no movie can be perfect......

btw, i liked it....

 

[[0hr]Sunlapse]

oh yeah, jackass was hilarious.....

 

[Soul of a new Machine]

Originally posted by SunlapseVertigo
To be fair...... there are countless star wars fanboys and all around fans with so many different opinions that expect the movie to turn out the way they see it..... so no matter what any Star Wars turns out to be.... it's going to be bashed.......no movie can be perfect......

btw, i liked it....

Couldn't agree more. Same thing with Iron Maiden album

 

[Keyser Soze]

I thought the second trilogy was not necessary....
The acting sucks all around, probably because dear ol' George is more concerned with looks than story... but then again, I'm the eternal George Lucas basher... The first three were great on their own right, he didn't need to monkey with them and make the so called "Special Editions"... sigh

 

[Yetti]

i think it was said best by then puff daddy, now i dont know what his name of the week is, "Its all about the benjamins baby"