The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

Wolff

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Good: Your wife's not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She's a lawyer

Good: Your son is finally maturing
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them

Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He's a cross-dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you

Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Ugly: With corrections

Good: The postman's early
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas

Good: Your son is dating someone new
Bad: It's another man
Ugly: He's your best friend
 
Wo-Hen NanKan

Do you actually think this is a man ?:confused:
We were laughing at this "guy" a few months ago at another forum, and we all thought it was some woman's pic, with some details (like the mustache) added with a prog.
 
Just thought I'd add some things to it. :D

Good: Your wife's not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She's a lawyer
Really Ugly: She's sleeping with the judge.

Good: Your son is finally maturing
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you
Really Ugly: She suggests a threesome.

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them
Really Ugly: So is he.

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them
Really Ugly: She got pregnant anyway.

Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He's a cross-dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you
Really Ugly: Men flirt with him when you go out.

Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Ugly: With corrections
Really Ugly: And demonstrations.

Good: Your son is dating someone new
Bad: It's another man
Ugly: He's your best friend
Really Ugly: Who you've been dating for the past 2 years.