The great-grandaddy of all fucked-up diseases

That was very, very, very disgusting. I'd've had the kid shot and forgotten, I'm having a hard time even thinking of it as a human being...
 
Haha yeah that one's really cool/gross :cool:, I think BWD posted it some time ago

Myself I've something of a penchant for two-headed kids though, they rule more since some of them actually manage to surrvive. Or that guy from somewhere in Asia who, unknowingly, had an (alive) siamese twin in his belly or thereabouts until he at ten went to the doctor for "stomach ache"

Oh, and not to forget 'monster cancer', that's something of the sickest I can think of, I wont post any pics since it's exceptionally disgusting but here's a description:

"Teratomas (also called teratocarcinomas when cancerous) are the ugliest things to ever come out of the human body. The name basically means "monster cancer" and it fits. They're tumors of the ovaries or testicles. Bicyclist Lance Armstrong had this type of cancer, but the masses they removed from him were fairly small. They're harder to detect when they occur in a woman's ovary and can grow to astounding size. Many doctors refuse to show them to the women from whom they are removed. The reason they're so gross is very simple; they are a cancer of the stem cell and can become any type of cell in the human body. It is not unusual for them to have teeth, hair, blood vessels, or even nerve cells; some have even been known to react to touch."

(and a picture if anyone's interested: http://weirdpicturearchive.com/pics/med-teratomas.html)
 
Yeah those harlequin babies are ridiculously tragic. There was a case where someone lived almost a normal life, I think someone posted it here a long time ago. The kid was like 16 and a track runner for his school, but had to consume something ridiculous like 7000 calories a day to keep with his continuous shedding of skin. Jesus.

I went to the Los Angeles College of Chiropractics for a field trip back in high school, got to play around in their experiment ward which consisted of a bunch of dead bodies and various tumor-ridden stuff. One was a liver that was about the size of me, and another was this baby with a brain tumour, his head was about the size of that liver. Interesting stuff.
 
One Inch Man said:
Yeah those harlequin babies are ridiculously tragic. There was a case where someone lived almost a normal life, I think someone posted it here a long time ago. The kid was like 16 and a track runner for his school, but had to consume something ridiculous like 7000 calories a day to keep with his continuous shedding of skin. Jesus.
That's fucking nuts...but I'm glad to hear it, because I was considering using Harlequin Syndrome as a story device and was curious if it was possible to survive to adulthood with that shit. But I didn't really wanna research it. :ill:
 
I was supposed to have some condition called ancephaly (I believe), means I was supposed to be born without a head, or part of one. Turns out something just got in the damn way on the ultrasound!
 
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ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR!?!?? :loco:

I can't find that fucking article and it's pissing me off that a) the internet is gay, b) my searching skills are weak, or c) I'm thinking of something else.

GAH! Found it: http://www.newsnet5.com/health/3922477/detail.html

Man Survives Rare Skin-Shedding Disease
Harlequin Ichthyosis Usually Fatal At Birth

UPDATED: 3:01 pm EST November 16, 2004

SAN DIEGO -- A young San Diego man has overcome the odds and has survived a rare skin disorder that is usually fatal at birth.


The birth of a child is a time of celebration and anticipation. Anna-Marie Gonzalez wanted what every parent desires -- a healthy child.

"I was just hoping that he had a little nose," Gonzalez said.

But when she first laid eyes on her newborn son, Ryan, she was shocked, reported KGTV in San Diego.

"When I first saw Ryan, I just started crying. It just looked so bad," Gonzalez said.

Ryan was born with a rare genetic skin disorder called harlequin ichthyosis, where the skin sheds seven to 10 times faster than normal. Ryan's skin is as hard as a coat of armor.

"All over him were these big, thick scales with cracks. There was a little bit of hair and there cracks and fissure all throughout," Gonzalez said.

Dr. Brian Saunders, a Kaiser Permanente neonatologist, said, "When I saw Ryan, I knew what he had, and I was always taught what he had was lethal."

Saunders cared for Ryan during the first critical hours of his life.

"Because of the scales around the face, his mouth was open like a fish," Saunders said.

Ryan's tight skin was crushing his lungs.

While doctors and nurses fought to keep Ryan breathing, Saunders searched worldwide to find a way to treat him.

"We found a baby in England, who at the time was 2 years old and had been treated with a vitamin A derivative," Saunders said.

The drug Accutane had never been used on a baby, but Ryan's mom didn't care.

"I said, 'I want you to do whatever you can do," Gonzalez said.

The big, thick scales that were all over the skin became smaller and thinner. The drug kept his newly shed skin from hardening again -- but it was just the start. Ryan faced an uphill fight.

Growing up was difficult.

"Every time you walk out the door, you have to brace yourself for people's reactions," said Ryan, who is now 18.

For Ryan, managing his condition is a full-time job. Because his skin is constantly shedding, he needs to consume 7,500 calories a day. He tube-feeds himself pure protein every night while he sleeps.

"Ryan is the only one I know his age that has not only survived, but how many people do you know that are triathletes?" said Dr. Susan Bioko, Ryan's dermatologist.

Ryan is training for his second triathlon. He swims three days a week in the pool and every Saturday in the ocean.

Even though the salt water stings Ryan's tender skin, his stroke -- and his determination -- are strong. After swimming a mile in the ocean, he's still smiling.

Afterward, lotion was slathered on Ryan -- a ritual he does seven times a day to keep his skin from hardening.
 
Since then it has been referred to as “fetal ichthyosis”, “ichthyosis intrauterina”, “keratosis diffusa fetalis”, “congenital diffuse maligna keratoma”, “malignant keratosis”, “alligator baby” ( 3 ).

:lol: the last one made that fantastic
 
Tumors frequently have teeth and hair and all kinds of weird shit. Apparently the DNA is all screwy so the stem cells starts creating random shit. They look like weird ball creatures straight out of a science fiction movie, pretty cool.

Why do I know these things? :lol: