Whats The Most Fucked Up Th...
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AjDeath
Of One Man's Sanity
Troyanasy said:
Me and my Drummer/friend threw empty Coors bottles at his Firebird, that was pretty fucked up.
I believe one time I did something horrible and beyond fucked up, but I can't remember anything cause I was extremely drunk. For all I know I bit a baby's penis off, stuffed it in its mouth and then sacrificed it to Satan. What I do know is that I woke up with some blood on my hands and a little blood on my knifed cunt t-shirt which looks cool now with the blood stains.
FretsAflame
Undercover Shredder
Guerrilla said:
was that before or after you were ass-raped by your own father?
tragic really... (god i love being an asshole sometimes)
Nah, my ass was fine, not sore or anything, it didn't hurt nor it was bleeding so I don't think I was ass raped. Troyanasy why you ask, are you missing any kids? Hahaha. And CC don't suck.
FretsAflame
Undercover Shredder
Some of corpse's riffs are totally kickin, but their damn drummer can't stay off that fuckin snare, their music just becomes novelty after a while, fine in small doses.
AjDeath
Of One Man's Sanity
Fuck this fuck, that is just fucked beyond fuck, If you fucking ask me, Fuck, that is just too fucked for a fucking reply, he fucked a fucking baby, then his fucking father fucked his fucking asshole fucking raw, THAT IS FUCKING FUCKED!Guerrilla said:
No, my kids are safe at home.
I have a bag full of kids ready to spray
CC is good with Pepsi
This Dimmu stuff sounds like Europe The Final Count Down ...Actualy this stuff is alright...the singer has throat cancer or some disarmament
I have a bag full of kids ready to spray
CC is good with Pepsi
This Dimmu stuff sounds like Europe The Final Count Down ...Actualy this stuff is alright...the singer has throat cancer or some disarmament
AjDeath
Of One Man's Sanity
Oh, god, that is why I could never get into black metal, the vocals are just pure shit, I mean, yeah, Chuck wasn't the best vocalist, but at least he made up for it with his musicianship.Troyanasy said:
BTW, I am surprised I can still type.
Keep typing Aj
I have hell coming to my house in 5 minutes....
I will p-ost pics,Tits and gliss and a over stormed asses,shal outplast sight
I have hell coming to my house in 5 minutes....
I will p-ost pics,Tits and gliss and a over stormed asses,shal outplast sight
FretsAflame
Undercover Shredder
AjDeath
Of One Man's Sanity
LOL, I was supposed to go over to some yuppies house, but I decided to fuckin stay in, FUCK THAT SHIT, I would rather Drink-Read-And listen to music that I want to, I am drunk and don't have to worry about driving, more whiskey for me.Troyanasy said:
Too many to list. One of the worst has got to be fucking a 31 year old married woman in some random rock club. With her husband downstairs. That was pretty fucked up.
Lies and Perfidy
Gentleman of the Road
Now thats the kind of stories I after hahahaJunkie said:
heres one...fucking a 18 year old ,she says"your the oldest person i've ever fucked" i say "your the oldest I've fucked too"
haha just joking
FretsAflame
Undercover Shredder
Troyanasy said:
HAHAHA! Once on my lacrosse team the guys were makin' fun of somebody for having a 14 year old gf when he was 17, and they asked me if i would ever do that i said "hell no! that' disgusting! How could you fuck something that old? You have to get it when it's fresh, like pre-10 is good, but i prefer younger."
FretsAflame
Undercover Shredder
WhiteBeastofWotan
Apostitutes!
hahaha whats with all the pedophile jokes? they're really funny, but how did this board become obsessed with it?
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