What is the most fucked up thing you have done to someone?

[Macharius]

Took a pack of my friends cigarettes, there were only 3 left, i grabbed the cigs and stuck them in between my ass cheeks, farted a few times while they soaked up my ass sweat and i put them back. He was confused when the 4 of us laughed the minute he put them in his mouth. I hate him, but lulz were heard. Oh i also fucked my girlfriend in his new Dodge Nitro, the thing had 400 miles on it when he let me have it for the night in exchange for picking him up at the bar. That fat shit didn't even get to christen his own car.

 

[Liverslapper]

That fat shit didn't even get to christen his own car.

HAHAHAH!!!!

 

[Captain Beard]

I'm sure glad some of you aren't my friends.

 

[Liverslapper]

Some people deserve it. But i would never fart on your apples

 

[Captain Beard]

No, you'd find your arm was broken. *nods*

 

[Liverslapper]

no yuo.



I also ripped a huge fart when a girl was giving me head...



^ Not a joke, let's just say she wasn't to happy with me.

 

[Kiss The Void]

Haha, that makes it sound like hours after the fact you'd finally notice.

"oh...oh hell...my arm is broken!"

 

[Captain Beard]

That would make for fun comedy!

 

[Kiss The Void]

I can't tell you how many times I've cut a fart whilst sexing.

 

[Captain Beard]

it's the natural thing when flexing all those internal parts.

 

[Liverslapper]

I did it on purpose. It was Epic.

 

[Malergion]

I once destroyed my uncle's valuable comics collection for no other reason than he was an asshole and I felt like being a dick. I'm sorry it doesn't involve feces.