the "help me become unbored" thread

[Baliset]

ok i am fading fast here. no one im'ing me, no paperwork, no phone calls, no walk-ins, and the clock is going so slowly.

 

[xfer]

you have IM?? how come i never knew this?

 

[Baliset]

um i was in the chat-room with you guys last week when the board was down.

 

[chupe666]

you guyz were in a chat room last week?
crap i hate this non-AIM atmosphere.

I am so bored and desperate to avoid work today I find myself drinking large quantities of Diet Pepsi just so I will have to waste time going to the bathroom a lot.

 

[xfer]

oh right!!

 

[chupe666]

and you can use that, greg. it works- like that girl in your office who drinks a lot of coffee.

 

[xfer]

yes eric, we all got together to burn deadair and comment on each other's assigned AIM colour schemes. for hours on end!

 

[Baliset]

actually eric i am planning an excursion to the bathroom in a few minutes. i wish i had bought a comic book at newbury comics over lunch. some reading material would be helpful.

 

[The Idea Professor]

Baliset,

I'd like to inform you that 10 out of 12 ballistic enthusiasts prefer to displace their idle frustrations upon a specialized target of herbivorous nature... Might I recommend a Hadrasaurus for your barely-hidden aggressions?

Or, perhaps a dairy product will aid you in unloading your burdens...

Please consider ordering these manifestations of therapy via the Rinehart Target site

This is not a paid advertisement, merely an endorsement.

Yours Truly,
- The Idea Professor

 

[azal]

you want to write an article on well contamination? deadline is in 5 minutes?

 

[Baliset]

my burdens were unloaded quite nicely but thank you anyway professor.

 

[Baliset]

Originally posted by azal
you want to write an article on well contamination? deadline is in 5 minutes?

let me think about it. i'll get back to you in ten minutes.

 

[azal]

I hope Maudlin's well becomes contaminated with MTBE and other gasoline additives.

 

[deadair]

burning me has become the boards favorite passtime...

 

[Baliset]

Originally posted by deadair
burning me has become the boards favorite passtime...

well a google image search for "burning jake" yielded this result.

so keep your chin up

 

[avi]

for all the damn people who are apparently browsing this forum, this place is surprising dead. and yes, boring.

 

[R.I.P.2]

http://tartarus.uwa.edu.au/~wedgey/1slime

^ Hope you had a nice life

Or for two player action:

http://fractal.leet.net.au/page.php

then javagames.