The "HOLY FUCK MARYLAND DEATHFEST WAS SOOOOO AWESOME ARGHHHHHH" Thread

[V.V.V.V.V.]

PLEASE DON'T HURT IT

 

[cookiecutter]

That is unnecessary. V5 knows what I am capable of.

 

[sadistik necrofiend]

Damn, I should of been partying with you guys more, I was drinking out of bags full of butterfly queefs, what can I say.

That shit is hilarious Grant, what night was this? Thats supremely epic. Im suprised my sleeping bag in the corner there, didn't get hoarked on.

 

[sadistik necrofiend]

Nevermind I answered my own question. I think I blacked out not too much longer after SIGH played. I think we got kicked out of Abscess's room cause they had to leave like at 6am and then who knows from there.

I got sick as fuck some how, but liver slaughter will snap ya in two sometimes.

 

[mutantllama]

That video is awesome.

 

[Belligerent]

It's even funnier the second time.

4-5 times is even better

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Also funny 12 second video coming soon. The one using Dillon as a headrest. So awkward. Also, I love the phrase "metal macaroon."

 

[Master_Yoda77]

So hey, Matt and Ray; Mike Tuff, my girlfriend Nithya and I are all totally down for Rochester. You should definitely go, and when we get there we should find some place to play Iron Maiden Basketball or something. Basically play a game through the first seven albums and whoever has the most points wins. uke:

I am seriously considering going to that, but lack of money will most likely prevent me from going.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Enjoy.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

LOL awesome, Nick may remember that I spilled my drink all over his ass while that video was going on.

 

[Zephyrus]

Yeah that was my comment about the metal macaroon. He took a bite out of it, thus giving it horns. Which immediately brought up "behind clouds, Satan hides."

 

[cookiecutter]

That video shows my pants being soaked with beer. I was not pleased.

 

[Addo_Of_Nex]

I am seriously considering going to that, but lack of money will most likely prevent me from going.

All of the cool metalheads need to keep talking about it to convince him to go so I can go because I'll still be a minor by the time of that show and as such need an adult to go with.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

I'm 17 and so is my friend that I brought.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Which immediately brought up "behind clouds, Satan hides."

I nearly forgot about this. Much lulz ensued.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

What the christ.

I guess I was supposed to be air-guitaring again, but it looks like I'm just awkwardly convulsing. So stupid.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

"What the christ" is such an awesome phrase, too.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Agreed.

Not quite as good as "metal macaroon" though.

 

[c_ck.scientist]

Bahaha, that video of Grant is fucking awesome. Drunk Grant is bad ass. The fest was awesome, pretty sure all of the highlights have been covered thus far. I rode in the same elevator as Martin Van Drunen. I would have said hi, but he was mackin' on some chick. It was pretty funny. Pretty disappointed Pestilence didn't play though. I would have loved to annoy Mameli.

 

[c_ck.scientist]

Oh, and my haul is something like this:

Shirts:
At the Gates TRITSIO
Morbid Angel
Ulcerate longsleeve
Master

Patches:
Autopsy
Von

Buttons:
Coroner
Nausea
Yacopsae
Immolation
Dismember
and motherfucking INCUBUS! (think Serpent Temptation)

And I got the Nespithe LP. But then that warped in my car on tuesday morning. I am fucking furious about that. I'm really nervous about trying to fix it. Oh well.

Anyways, it was seriously nice to meet all you gents! Grant, thanks for driving me and Tom to the airport, and sorry about all that vodka! Haha, we'll come stocked next year. Did a lot of drunken wandering until sunrise with Jeremy and Dillon. Bad ass meeting Andy, too. I'll likely be joining you folks next year.