The Italy thread

Battere questa merda fuori… da questa è il mio filetto, femmine!

Eia! Eia eia alala!
 
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I have nothing funny to say really.

I stay in Italy one month per year, and if I didn't live in Scotland, I'd live there - no doubt. It has its flaws, but it's wonderful.
 
Nah, maybe I'll go to Red Robin instead.

The Royal Red Robin was the best egg topped burger I've ever had (that I didn't make myself, I should say). But it still was just a burger compared to the glory of my normal fare, the Bleu Ribbon, albeit a top notch burger, nonetheless.
 
Except my hands, face and belly. I am an unstoppable burger eating force. Our only hope is it replicates as we eat it!