The Italy thread

[Dead Winter]

Yeah but that's a common name, Sierra, only she spelled it with a C. It makes me think of the southwest, but hey, to each his own.

The dumbest name I've ever heard was a woman who named her child Crocefissa, which means crucifix in Italian. We're all still laughing about that one.

 

[Captain Beard]

Yeah but that's a common name, Sierra, only she spelled it with a C. It makes me think of the southwest, but hey, to each his own.

The dumbest name I've ever heard was a woman who named her child Crocefissa, which means crucifix in Italian. We're all still laughing about that one.

Not around here it isn't, it's seen as negro or injun.

Glenn: At least they don't think Dogbert is a good name.

 

[Dead Winter]

Black people don't have a monopoly on weird names, they just use more vowels.

Do you ever notice that famous and upstanding black people don't have stupid-ass names? Ok, some of the sports stars do, but all they do is play sports. It's not like they work for a living or anything.

 

[Captain Beard]

They still work at the expense of white man's entertainment.

 

[Malergion]

Do you ever notice that famous and upstanding black people don't have stupid-ass names? Ok, some of the sports stars do, but all they do is play sports. It's not like they work for a living or anything.

Jaleel?

JALEEL IS NOT NORMAL!

 

[Dead Winter]

Where have I heard that name before? Basketball player? If it is, that's precisely what I said. Sports stars excluded because there's tons of them with dumb fuckin' names.

 

[Captain Beard]

Jaleel White. Steve Urkel.

 

[Dead Winter]

Ok, there's one. I guess what I'm trying to say is that in politics, media, etc., you don't see many Laquitas, Shareefas, Lashandas, etc.

 

[Dead Winter]

White people name kids dumb shit too, though. Names like Apple.

 

[doc_backmask]

And Iggy, and Moon Unit...

 

[Malergion]

Barack Obama, yo:

Black presidential candidate!

I'm sure I could find more, but I'm lazy.

 

[Captain Beard]

I still can't read "Moon Unit" without chuckling.

 

[Malergion]

And Iggy, and Moon Unit...

White people also name their kids after months, seasons, and days of the week.

I hate that shit.

 

[doc_backmask]

And it sucks, she's not even good looking to make up for a shite name.

 

[Malergion]

John Wayne's given name is "Marion". MARION.

 

[doc_backmask]

White people also name their kids after months, seasons, and days of the week.

I hate that shit.

Yeah, but Wednesday is hot.

 

[Dead Winter]

That's a normal name. Kinda dorky, but hey.

He was a draft-dodging poser, anyway.

 

[Lunar Still]

What's sad is there are at least two children in this country right now who have to live with parents that named them "ESPN."

 

[Dead Winter]

HAHAHA NO FUCKING WAY.

The greatest name of all time? Trout Fishing in America.

 

[Captain Beard]

Who gives a flying fuck about the draft?