The Italy thread

[Lunar Still]

Sadly there are no JWs in my neighborhood to have fun with...I had a friend who had been told by his parents not to answer the door for those types, and made the mistake of doing so one day. His eyes got wide, he turned around to his Dad and yelled, "JEHOVAH!"

 

[Dead Winter]

Wow, that's pretty good. What the fuck does it mean, ? I know what it says, but what does it mean?

 

[Dead Winter]

Sadly there are no JWs in my neighborhood to have fun with...I had a friend who had been told by his parents not to answer the door for those types, and made the mistake of doing so one day. His eyes got wide, he turned around to his Dad and yelled, "JEHOVAH!"

That's fucking awesome. Did they stone him?

"HOW COULD IT GET ANY WORSE?!?!?! JEHOVAH JEHOVAH JEHOVAH!!!!!!"

 

[Malergion]

Wow, that's pretty good. What the fuck does it mean, ? I know what it says, but what does it mean?

"I would like some Italy with my Italy, Italy!"

 

[Malergion]

Sadly there are no JWs in my neighborhood to have fun with...I had a friend who had been told by his parents not to answer the door for those types, and made the mistake of doing so one day. His eyes got wide, he turned around to his Dad and yelled, "JEHOVAH!"

"In the Latin alphabet...Jehovah begins with an I..."


...

"J--"

 

[Lunar Still]

That's fucking awesome. Did they stone him?

"HOW COULD IT GET ANY WORSE?!?!?! JEHOVAH JEHOVAH JEHOVAH!!!!!!"

No one is going to stone anyone until I blow this whistle! Even if they do say Jehovah!

*stoning*


I just watched that movie a couple days ago. A true classic.

 

[Dead Winter]

"I would like some Italy with my Italy, Italy!"

Then you mean "Vorrei qualche Italia con la mia Italia, Italia!"

What you said is basically the same thing, but literally translated was something like "I would appreciate a certain Italy with my Italy, Italy."

Wait.

I think I like your version better.


I'm still confused.

 

[Dead Winter]

No one is going to stone anyone until I blow this whistle! Even if they do say Jehovah!

*stoning*


I just watched that movie a couple days ago. A true classic.

"Are you the Judaean People's Republic?"

"Fuck off!!!! We're the People's Republic of Judaea!"

 

[Malergion]

Non battere la mia Italia, il mio collega nigga americano!

 

[Lunar Still]

The absolute best part of the movie:

"Stwike him centuwion, vewy woughly!"

 

[Captain Beard]

Is this italy?

 

[Dead Winter]

Non battere la mia Italia, il mio collega nigga americano!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!!!!

Read it out loud, LMAO!!!!

Loosely translated, "Don't knock my Italy, my American nigga."

You should go up to someone all thugged out and say that to them.

 

[Dead Winter]

The absolute best part of the movie:

"Stwike him centuwion, vewy woughly!"

Biggus Dickus...I was rolling.

 

[Dead Winter]

Is this italy?

No but it's good enough. Stop with the fuckin' pictures...I'm craving pizza now, thankyouverymuch.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

you know...given the number of replies this thread has had in a DAY, this thread would completely murder the sexy pics thread if given the same amount of time.

death to italy.

 

[Malergion]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!!!!

Read it out loud, LMAO!!!!

Loosely translated, "Don't knock my Italy, my American nigga."

You should go up to someone all thugged out and say that to them.

That's exactly what I meant to say, word for word.

 

[Lunar Still]

you know...given the number of replies this thread has had in a DAY, this thread would completely murder the sexy pics thread if given the same amount of time.

death to italy.

And it's only been four or five people contributing!

 

[Dead Winter]

That's exactly what I meant to say, word for word.

The literal translation: "Don't knock my Italy, my American nigga collegue!"

THAT'S EVEN FUNNIER!!!!

 

[Dead Winter]

death to italy.

It won't be too hard. Three things Italians do well: cooking, fucking, and losing.

 

[Lunar Still]

Biggus Dickus...I was rolling.

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