The joke thread

[Lord Tim]

I know it!

Although those jokes are absolutely hilarious at 2am in the recording studio... but then so are fart noises... burps... guitars... carpet... a chair... Hmmm....

 

[KoichCPA]

Q: Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
A: So no one confuses them with feminists.

Q: Why is a turd better than a woman?
A: Because after you lay a turd you don't have to hug and kiss it.

Q: What's the first thing a women released from a battered women's shelter should do?
A: The dishes, if she's smart.

 

[Spiff]

Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing she hasn't been told twice already.

 

[Blitzkrieg]

Q: What was the first thing the paedophile said once let out of prison?

A: I feel like a kid again.

 

[KoichCPA]

heres a real old one.

What do you do when your dshwasher's broken??

Kick the bitch.

 

[Lord Tim]

Please address all complaints to Ultimate Metal, PO BOX....

 

[spawn]

These have a rather mysogynistic feel to them