The juice really did it this time.

Shpongled · Oct 4, 2008

OJ Simpson GUILTY. 13 years to the day he was acquitted for the murders.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/10/04/oj.simpson.verdict/?iref=mpstoryview

Looks like life. Crazy.

Captain Beard · Oct 4, 2008

Moral of the story: Search your partners for wires, and don't pull guns out right as you walk in the room you're retrieving your supposed goods from.

Shpongled · Oct 4, 2008

Yeah he definitely could have thought this one out a little bit better.

Morganna · Oct 4, 2008

welp, he didn't have Johnny Cochran around this time to give the Chewbacca defence!

WhiteBeastofWotan · Oct 4, 2008

the jews really did it

Captain Beard · Oct 4, 2008

Ron Goldman's family did it?

neal · Oct 4, 2008

i watched his acquittal live on tv at school in the 7th grade

sometimes justice takes a long fuckin time to come

Lunar Still · Oct 4, 2008

CNN said:
Simpson and Stewart could spend the rest of their lives in prison for these convictions.

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut they WON'T!

Liverslapper · Oct 4, 2008

Shpongled said:
Yeah he definitely could have thought this one out a little bit better.

He should of been put away long ago. He was guilty as hell for those murders.

Troyanasy · Oct 4, 2008

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