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Dead Baby Jokes:
What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung.
What's more fun than stapling babies to a wall?
Ripping them off again.
How do you stop a baby from choking?
Take your dick out of its mouth.
What's the difference between a baby and a grandmother?
Grandmothers don't die when you fuck them up the ass.
What's worse than a having sex with a dead baby?
Having sex with a dead baby filled with razor blades.
Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first ?
So you can see the expression on it's face.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What is pink and red and sits in a corner?
A baby chewing on razor blades.
What is black and sits in a corner?
A dead baby with its finger in a socket.
What is green and sits in a corner?
The same baby, six weeks later.
What's red, screams and goes around in circles?
A baby with its foot nailed to the floor
What is red and creeps up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung.
What's more fun than stapling babies to a wall?
Ripping them off again.
How do you stop a baby from choking?
Take your dick out of its mouth.
What's the difference between a baby and a grandmother?
Grandmothers don't die when you fuck them up the ass.
What's worse than a having sex with a dead baby?
Having sex with a dead baby filled with razor blades.
Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first ?
So you can see the expression on it's face.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What is pink and red and sits in a corner?
A baby chewing on razor blades.
What is black and sits in a corner?
A dead baby with its finger in a socket.
What is green and sits in a corner?
The same baby, six weeks later.
What's red, screams and goes around in circles?
A baby with its foot nailed to the floor
What is red and creeps up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
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Ok, here's a joke my brother told me yesterday (hope it works in English):
Jesus walked up a hill, a heavy cross on his shoulders. Many people stand along the street and watch him suffer, they laugh and make jokes.
"Peter ... Peter"
Jesus says in a feeble voice.
Saint Peter tries to go to him but a guard holds him back and cuts his arms off as a punishment.
Jesus tries again:
"Peter ... Peter"
Saint Peter tries again but the guard is quicker and this time he cuts his foot off.
"Peter ... Peter"
Jesus calls again. Saint Peter storms towards him, knocking the guard out.
"What,Jesus?"
"Peter, I can see your house from up here!"
Jesus walked up a hill, a heavy cross on his shoulders. Many people stand along the street and watch him suffer, they laugh and make jokes.
"Peter ... Peter"
Jesus says in a feeble voice.
Saint Peter tries to go to him but a guard holds him back and cuts his arms off as a punishment.
Jesus tries again:
"Peter ... Peter"
Saint Peter tries again but the guard is quicker and this time he cuts his foot off.
"Peter ... Peter"
Jesus calls again. Saint Peter storms towards him, knocking the guard out.
"What,Jesus?"
"Peter, I can see your house from up here!"
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